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Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:28 pm
by dum
Tone Deft wrote: if it works for KRS-One it works for me.
heh, ok. The grammer police will let this one slide.








grammar

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:43 pm
by humnumb
:roll:
Can we get a section of the forum just for all the bitter and insecure Lemur owners like dum, Z3NO, gomi, daveperman...etc. so they can whine all they want in there? It would be like a support group for them to deal with the pain of having their overpriced toy they relied on to boost their over-inflated ego becoming obsolete.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:50 pm
by dum
:lol:

Oh dear.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:07 pm
by Tone Deft
humnumb wrote::roll:
Can we get a section of the forum just for all the bitter and insecure Lemur owners like dum, Z3NO, gomi, daveperman...etc. so they can whine all they want in there? It would be like a support group for them to deal with the pain of having their overpriced toy they relied on to boost their over-inflated ego becoming obsolete.
gear talk is far more interesting than these kinds of personal attacks.

there is a forum for this, it's called The Lounge. this is how you get there:
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have a good day, mommy will be right here to pick you up after school. leave the helmet on and don't bite anyone.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:27 pm
by humnumb
Tone Deft wrote:gear talk is far more interesting than these kinds of personal attacks.
you mean like this? :lol: :
Tone Deft wrote:nice writing asshat. :roll:
is somebody sensitive about being a Lemur owner? :lol:
what Tone Deft really wrote wrote: nice writing dumbshit. :roll:
http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php? ... 6#p1116356
Tone Deft wrote:there is a forum for this, it's called The Lounge. this is how you get there:
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have a good day, mommy will be right here to pick you up after school. leave the helmet on and don't bite anyone.
Then you should take your own advice. And don't worry. No need to feel threatened about your resident troll status, although dum has been catching up quite a bit.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:47 pm
by Tone Deft
that doesn't justify your posts.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:52 pm
by Z3NO
humnumb wrote::roll:
Can we get a section of the forum just for all the bitter and insecure Lemur owners like dum, Z3NO, gomi, daveperman...etc. so they can whine all they want in there? It would be like a support group for them to deal with the pain of having their overpriced toy they relied on to boost their over-inflated ego becoming obsolete.
:D Which part of my post gave you the idea that I am a bitter and insecure Lemur owner? Was it the "No, I do not work for JazzMutant and do not own a Lemur." bit? ... Or was everything else I said that just completely passed you by?

Oh man, the muppetts on this forum :D Gotta love them!

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:58 pm
by Bagle
Z3NO wrote: :D Which part of my post gave you the idea that I am a bitter and insecure Lemur owner? Was it the "No, I do not work for JazzMutant and do not own a Lemur." bit? ... Or was everything else I said that just completely passed you by?
come on ZENO you should know by now noone reads posts but there own here

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:59 pm
by Tone Deft
:lol:

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:59 pm
by LoopStationZebra
:lol: :P

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:03 pm
by humnumb
Z3NO wrote:Which part of my post gave you the idea that I am a bitter and insecure Lemur owner? Was it the "No, I do not work for JazzMutant and do not own a Lemur." bit?
That doesn't mean you didn't own it and sold it once you saw what's coming, does it? :lol:

I'd say your posts are quite revealing:
Z3NO wrote:The iPad is a joke compared to the Lemur! It's a bit like saying "Ooh you might wanna sell your BMW now that Datsun have brought out a new tin on wheels!
Z3NO wrote:Can the iPad hold up to that? I know the Lemur can...
So as long as you use one hand to control Live with an iPad while holding your cock in the other to masturbate in the safety of your mum's bedroom, by all means, go buy it, but don't be coming in here making silly comparisons between a consumer product and a professional tool for working musicians.

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:17 pm
by dum
oh goodie, do me! do me!

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:24 pm
by Bagle
dum wrote:oh goodie, do me! do me!
why? not get enough attention as a kid?

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:27 pm
by dum
oh snap!

but hey, at least I got enough oxygen in the womb! zing!

Re: Jazzmutant Lemur for SALE!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:36 pm
by LoopStationZebra
The JM forum is where the real action is at. A dozen or so Lemur owners desperately trying to justify their purchase in the face of the iPad.

Most common post:

"But I still love my Lemur!"

lol.

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