Discussion of music production, audio, equipment and any related topics, either with or without Ableton Live
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xzusa8ky
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by xzusa8ky » Wed May 16, 2012 9:53 pm
H20nly wrote:turns out Bitwig is a front for hookers and blow. the application only works after you go PRO. it's an iPhone app... you put in your address and music genre and the correct the type of hooker and amount of cocaine is delivered to your doorstep/hotel room by a burly guy with a waveform tattoo on his cheek.
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kitekrazy
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by kitekrazy » Thu May 17, 2012 2:44 am
When Live 9 comes out, we can read all of the threads complaining about the upgrade pricing.
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Tyko
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by Tyko » Thu May 17, 2012 4:48 pm
kitekrazy wrote:When Live 9 comes out, we can read all of the threads complaining about the upgrade pricing.
Yup.. haters gona hate
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H20nly
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by H20nly » Thu May 17, 2012 7:58 pm
xzusa8ky wrote:H20nly wrote:turns out Bitwig is a front for hookers and blow. the application only works after you go PRO. it's an iPhone app... you put in your address and music genre and the correct the type of hooker and amount of cocaine is delivered to your doorstep/hotel room by a burly guy with a waveform tattoo on his cheek.
you think that's a surprise...
wait until he shows you which cheek.
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ttilberg
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by ttilberg » Fri May 18, 2012 4:32 pm
Tone Deft wrote:OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!
PANIC!!!
Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.
Tim Tilberg - Duluth, MN | SoundCloud - Arsenal
2011 13" MBP w/8GB ram | Live 9 Suite, Reason 6.5, FXPansion DCAM/Etch/Maul, Izotope Ozone 5
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friend_kami
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by friend_kami » Fri May 18, 2012 5:38 pm
ttilberg wrote:Tone Deft wrote:OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!
PANIC!!!
Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.
i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o
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ttilberg
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by ttilberg » Fri May 18, 2012 7:29 pm
friend_kami wrote:ttilberg wrote:Tone Deft wrote:OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!
PANIC!!!
Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.
i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o
Dear god. What have Ableton done.
Tim Tilberg - Duluth, MN | SoundCloud - Arsenal
2011 13" MBP w/8GB ram | Live 9 Suite, Reason 6.5, FXPansion DCAM/Etch/Maul, Izotope Ozone 5
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H20nly
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by H20nly » Sat May 19, 2012 1:28 am
friend_kami wrote:ttilberg wrote:Tone Deft wrote:OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!
PANIC!!!
Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.
i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o
those single language bastards!
obviously they're cutting corners... first it's single language emails... now there's no 64 bit!
what's next?!
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keefbaker
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by keefbaker » Sat May 19, 2012 2:04 pm
ttilberg wrote:friend_kami wrote:
Dear god. What have Ableton done.
HAHAHA Awesome
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xzusa8ky
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by xzusa8ky » Sun May 20, 2012 8:22 pm
14.500 views and still no news!
Bitwig/1.0.5 - Ableton/Live 8 - Apple/MacPro-2.8Ghz-8Core-RAID - Samsung/SM-P2770H 27" - Yamaha/HS80M/HS10W - Behringer/BCR/BCF - Allen & Heath/Xone:3D - Sennheiser/HD25-13 - Native Instruments/Komplete9/Traktor Pro
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Tone Deft
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by Tone Deft » Sun May 20, 2012 9:07 pm
what we have here is a good old Mexican standoff.
c'mon Nerds, drop your loads and let's all get on with business as usual!
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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parable66
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by parable66 » Mon May 21, 2012 2:05 pm
I think we should be able to loop stuff to less than 1 to 1.1.2 and be able to go down to 1 bpm
Other than that, Ableton is perfect....
I wouldnt mind the bacon.... not really much of a coffee guy tho
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parable66
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by parable66 » Mon May 21, 2012 2:08 pm
ha ha.... what the hell man? I like it.... im so overjoyed. I want a cat with a bonnet
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xzusa8ky
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by xzusa8ky » Wed May 23, 2012 3:05 pm
15.000 views and STILL no news!? Guess it will be 2015 before we will hear any news........
Bitwig/1.0.5 - Ableton/Live 8 - Apple/MacPro-2.8Ghz-8Core-RAID - Samsung/SM-P2770H 27" - Yamaha/HS80M/HS10W - Behringer/BCR/BCF - Allen & Heath/Xone:3D - Sennheiser/HD25-13 - Native Instruments/Komplete9/Traktor Pro