Ableton! Will Live 9 be released before year 2015?

[xzusa8ky]

turns out Bitwig is a front for hookers and blow. the application only works after you go PRO. it's an iPhone app... you put in your address and music genre and the correct the type of hooker and amount of cocaine is delivered to your doorstep/hotel room by a burly guy with a waveform tattoo on his cheek.

[kitekrazy]

When Live 9 comes out, we can read all of the threads complaining about the upgrade pricing.

[Tyko]

When Live 9 comes out, we can read all of the threads complaining about the upgrade pricing.

Yup.. haters gona hate

[H20nly]

turns out Bitwig is a front for hookers and blow. the application only works after you go PRO. it's an iPhone app... you put in your address and music genre and the correct the type of hooker and amount of cocaine is delivered to your doorstep/hotel room by a burly guy with a waveform tattoo on his cheek.

you think that's a surprise...

wait until he shows you which cheek.

[ttilberg]

OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!

PANIC!!!

Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.

[friend_kami]

OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!

PANIC!!!

Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.

i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o

[ttilberg]

OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!

PANIC!!!

Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.

i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o

Dear god. What have Ableton done.

[H20nly]

OMG THE NEWSLETTER WAS SENT IN ENGLISH WITHOUT THE GERMAN, THEY MUST REALLY BE IN BAD SHAPE!!!!!!!

PANIC!!!

Lol -- I noticed this as well -- You are probably right. What probably happened is all of their German employees took Live 9 in progress and left to work for Native Instruments and released Traktor Remix (at the end of this month)-- They were no longer able to communicate with their German property owners and lost their leased office space, since no one could speak German. Thus, Ableton Live 9 was lost forever.

i got my newsletter in german, but no english O.o

those single language bastards!

obviously they're cutting corners... first it's single language emails... now there's no 64 bit!

what's next?!

[keefbaker]

Dear god. What have Ableton done.

HAHAHA Awesome

[xzusa8ky]

14.500 views and still no news!

[Tone Deft]

what we have here is a good old Mexican standoff.

c'mon Nerds, drop your loads and let's all get on with business as usual!

[starving student]

bet the abes didn't think we would catch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3vyTXAwg8

[parable66]

I think we should be able to loop stuff to less than 1 to 1.1.2 and be able to go down to 1 bpm
Other than that, Ableton is perfect....
I wouldnt mind the bacon.... not really much of a coffee guy tho

[parable66]

bet the abes didn't think we would catch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3vyTXAwg8

ha ha.... what the hell man? I like it.... im so overjoyed. I want a cat with a bonnet

[xzusa8ky]

15.000 views and STILL no news!? Guess it will be 2015 before we will hear any news........