finally u can sound like flying lotus!!!

[john gordon]

ive decided to sell flylos's secret weapon,the roland sp404sx..actually steven used the sp404 but the sx is even built more to sound like him. this is why they called it the sp404sx it stands for sound xactly like flylo!! people!! have you been drained by this dave moron and all these other ableton geeks like vespar trying to sell you a bunch of bullshit? are you sick of live's crappy sound engine? its time to move up in this world and pick up the sp404! only 250.00 dollars and you will sound like flying lotus!!!! i want to keep it but im sounding too much like him cause of this awesome unit..i just wnt to have my own sound,but the sp404 automatically turns you into flying lotus...this machine will also make girls desire you in ways you have never imagined... sound like flylo today!!!! only 250.00

[agent314]

Can I wipe my butt with your face?

Wait, sorry, I meant to say you should try the For Sale forum instead.

[Tone Deft]

Can I wipe my butt with your face?

I think we could round up at least $250 from the forum if we could videotape the act. what say you john?

[john gordon]

Can I wipe my butt with your face?

Wait, sorry, I meant to say you should try the For Sale forum instead.

cause im not really trying to make a sale,im trying to help people sound like flying lotus..everybody wants to sound like flylo and i have the answer right here in my studio... its a secret weapon,but i am giving it away too some lucky sucker.i mean newbie.

[john gordon]

Can I wipe my butt with your face?

I think we could round up at least $250 from the forum if we could videotape the act. what say you john?

tone,im not this broke just yet,but sf is draining my pocketbook!!!

[Tone Deft]

having fun I take it? nowhere else I'd rather be.

I'm telling you, this is an easy way to make some extra money. take the act down to Fisherman's Warf, lots of easy money down there for a good sideshow.

I guess I should give FlyLo a listen someday.

[Wunjo]

All you need to do to sound like flylo is put a lot of off-beat annoying ass percussion loops in your music then put down a hip-hop beat and use the groove pool on it and increase the percentage so much that the beat is barely even rhythmic. Then you'll start sounding close to flying lotus.