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andydes wrote:It's been around 40 years since the first double necked guitar. When are we going to get a third neck, damn it?

Did I say third? I meant forth.

Surely there isn't, is there?

andydes wrote:Did I say third? I meant forth.

Surely there isn't, is there?

Guff Tong wrote:Did you know....

An Arab can last for three days on one grain of rice?

(Says so in my book of facts)

Oh, no,...sorry people , I was wrong;

It is in fact a Mosquito that can live for three days on one grain of rice. (Not an Arab)

.....Its just that they are next to each other in my alphabetically ordered book of facts.

andydes wrote:Did I say third? I meant forth.

Surely there isn't, is there?

Oh wow, I just found an even better / stupider one



what's the betting that the whole thing spins around a pivot on his belt?

Nice.

I guess there had to be. Found a 12, but it was an art project, so I don't think it counts. All the same necks, for a start.

andydes wrote:Nice.

I guess there had to be. Found a 12, but it was an art project, so I don't think it counts. All the same necks, for a start.

Pffft, five necks ona guitar, that's for Noobs,
I rock a 6 necker

cool american kid concept of "guitar":


The cool-person syndrome is peculiarly American. Part of that has to do with the way the educational business is run in the U. S. It’s not based on how much you can teach your child: it’s based on how much money the suppliers of basic materials can make off your child. Somewhere along the line most people pick up the desire to be a cool person, which is just another way to make them buy things. Once you’ve decided that you need to be a cool person, it makes you a possible victim of anyone whose products are the equivalent of bottled smoke. Somebody tells you to buy this particularly useless item and you’ll be a cool person. No matter how stupid it seems, you have to buy it. Pet Rocks. Pringle’s potato chips. whatever it is — the newest, the latest. Since the cool-person thing is something you learn in school, and since the school business is pretty suspicious and definitely tied up with the government, it makes you wonder whether or not the desire to be cool is part of a government plot to make you buy stupid things. (Frank Zappa)

Angstrom wrote:Pffft, five necks ona guitar, that's for Noobs,
I rock a 6 necker

Was just about to post the same image. How exactly do you reach the bottom?

andydes wrote:

Angstrom wrote:Pffft, five necks ona guitar, that's for Noobs,
I rock a 6 necker

How exactly do you reach the bottom?

I bow to your godlike skills.

it's how I manage to play the middle necks which drives the ladies wild !!!



I'll get my coat

As soon as the "no more than 2 necks" got mentioned I thought of Michael Angelo Batio's 4-neck too, but someone beat me to the picture...

Solo at 2:17... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaiee3m9 ... re=related (he only appears to use 3 of them though).

Angstrom wrote:

andydes wrote:

Angstrom wrote:Pffft, five necks ona guitar, that's for Noobs,
I rock a 6 necker

How exactly do you reach the bottom?