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Ambioun - Techno Man
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Post by Ambioun - Techno Man » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:34 am

Wow, marketing on a COMPANY MESSAGE BOARD. Your real fucking cool.

Atleast you could acctualy become a member of this fine community at the least before you start leeching off of our boards.

People like you make me vomit in horrible pain. Burn in hell!

LOL! I love getting me anger out ;-)

Son_of_a_Teach
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Post by Son_of_a_Teach » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:22 am

First of all, I am not my dad, I simply replied under his screenname because I couldn't stand the way you nerds were talking to him. I know he would never stand up and say it, so i stepped in.

Second of all, Ambioun - Techno Man...FUCK YOU DICK
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Post by Ambioun - Techno Man » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:40 am

Wow what a fucking cunt. Can we get the abletons and boot these guys?

BTW why would a KID such as yourself be on the Ableton forums. Strange.

EDIT - Well i just noticed that your son made that post at 3 fucking AM. And in my expieriance with kids. They don't get up at 3 fucking AM to post a flame on a msg board (unless they are real nerds). Plus its spring break! Almost every kid I know loves to sleep in this time of night. Conicidence? Maybe so. Maybe the guy offering lessons is a prick. Possible? I think so.

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Post by Ambioun - Techno Man » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:01 am

and let's see, you're 14, you live in Manhattan, and your girlfriend, whom you were just off to go bang (yo) works at a computer place in the UK?

http://www.thecomputersolution.co.uk/Photos/Eva.jpg

this must be in addition to the numerous women you have nailed in the Niagara Falls area.
Sorry I have to post again but.....

This post shows that there really is a god!

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Post by supster » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:04 pm

MrYellow wrote:Sasha and Digweed are what we call "Shill posts"

They are safe to ignore too.

funny thing that, and here i thought it was comedy

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Post by learnmusicsoftware » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:52 am

Act now, prime spots are filling up fast.

Special Easter gift pack available. 3 Free cadbury creme filled egg chocolates with purchase of 3 lesson gift pack (1 creme filled egg chocolate to be distributed at each lesson).

Thanks for the tremendous response

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Post by rasputin » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:37 pm

learnmusicsoftware wrote:Act now, prime spots are filling up fast.

blah blah blah

Thanks for the tremendous response

:o
Did this guy ever in this thread give a single reference, link, or any other reason why anyone should play him more than ten cents for his "lessons"? I didn't see any.

The best thing that could happen is that some day he'll be desperate to get some great gig and someone will dig up these posts. The internet has a LONG memory.

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Post by ekko » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:20 pm

What's most amusing, well, among other things, is how he's now claiming to have tons of people signing up for these lessons based on this thread.

So come, on people, out with it. Who signed up? I stated above that I'd help pay for your lessons if you can show up at this guy's house and get a shot with you and him and the son and the "girlfriend" all together.

This guy is a walking Psych 101 nutjob.

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Post by learnmusicsoftware » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:17 am

rasputin wrote:
learnmusicsoftware wrote:Act now, prime spots are filling up fast.

blah blah blah

Thanks for the tremendous response

:o
Did this guy ever in this thread give a single reference, link, or any other reason why anyone should play him more than ten cents for his "lessons"? I didn't see any.

The best thing that could happen is that some day he'll be desperate to get some great gig and someone will dig up these posts. The internet has a LONG memory.
You all have so much hate built up inside. I'm just trying to pimp my glorious software lessons on this here message board, and you all seem to want me dead. My lessons are good, trust me. My son is also a good boy at heart, he just gets carried away at the keyboard from time to time, just like some of you. I love him.


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Post by ryst » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:21 pm

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Post by smutek » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:16 am

learnmusicsoftware is really Michael Jackson I think.

Or Dirty Harry from reason station.

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Post by smutek » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:20 am

drc24 wrote:I've seen your ads on many NYC music messageboards, and I've heard a lot of good stuff about your courses from satisfied customers. Too bad you had to go and ruin your reputation by participating in a petty flame war. Sheesh.
Where? Links please.

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Post by dCross » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:45 am

smutek wrote:
drc24 wrote:I've seen your ads on many NYC music messageboards, and I've heard a lot of good stuff about your courses from satisfied customers. Too bad you had to go and ruin your reputation by participating in a petty flame war. Sheesh.
Where? Links please.
if he's the same guy I'm thinking about he's been around for a while. You'll have to do some digging on http://www.futureproducers.com

He was also on a msgboard called naughtybooth.com, but that was shut down a year ago....

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Post by Bernie Lomax » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:47 am

funniest thread on this board
Last edited by Bernie Lomax on Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Pitch Black » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:29 am

awwww........get a life, Bernie.

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