Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by simmerdown » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:54 pm

hold alt with the pen you can draw any fing curve you want draw a f..cking loop-de-loop

people find any excuse they can why some outside problem is holding them back from being amazing

stfu and be happy with this amazing and versatile program

if it werent for daws you would be banging 2 pots together and complaining about the handles, or more likely jerkin yer gerkin all day

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by Tone Deft » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:57 pm

other DAWs jerk your gerkin for you, why does Ableton make me do ALL the gerkin jerkin work?

lazy thieving incompetent ignorant bastards.

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by H20nly » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:27 pm

so i was on the forum and read that Live makes you amazing if you hold the alt key. i held the alt key for 6 hours and i am still not that amazing. is this a bug?

Ableton really needs to fix this. it's KILLING MY WORKFLOW, C,MON ABLETON! if you dont fix this soon or respond to my post directly i will be forced to say mean things...

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by Tone Deft » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:29 pm

you have to hold it for 10,000 hours.
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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by simmerdown » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:30 pm

lol, for real..hehe

that was sharp td

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by H20nly » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 pm

but when i use reaper...

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by H20nly » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 pm

but when i use logic...

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by H20nly » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 pm

but when i use PRO tools...

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by simmerdown » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:36 pm

one day there will be, i am imagining, a two control daw

theres a dropdown list for genre, and a 'create' button

and out will pop a perfectly mastered track of whatever kind you want

and there will complaints, and belly-aching, lol...probably a LOT

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by heavensdaw » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:23 pm

hahaha this is hilarious :lol: I've scratching my head wondering why everything I do turns out sooo shit.. Now I know.. thank the lord, praise be for this deeep inspiring insight!

Gotta get out more..

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by pilz971 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:06 pm

Tone Deft wrote:other DAWs jerk your gerkin for you, why does Ableton make me do ALL the gerkin jerkin work?

lazy thieving incompetent ignorant bastards.

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My version of Ableton "tugs like a good `Un!"

You are inserting the gerkin that requires jerkin in to the PCIexpress slot right? Gotta be the express.

Hope this helps.

Oh, btw, GENIUS responses, LOLing like a Facebooker over here. :D

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by Gaetano CAPUANO » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:04 am

:lol: you guys are cazy :P
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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by Sibanger » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:06 am

Because Live has no split screen function.

How the fuck can I make good beats with only 1 screen????

It's beyond me.

Music made with only 1 screen always sounds....... unprofessional.

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by taffmonster » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:50 am

I just professionally farted on portools.....

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Re: Another reason why Ableton is NOT a pro DAW

Post by Sepp Ultura » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:03 am

I mixed an album in live and got paid for it. But I guess that doesn't make me a pro now. :cry:
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