Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

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Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by jtdj » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:53 am

New features users can look forward too:

A new delay plugin.

A completely revamped manual featuring HD images.

A brand new $1000 MIDI controller with upwards of 18 buttons and 12 knobs.

A new youtube video tutorial featuring a German 24 year old go getter with sunglasses on at night.

ETA : March 2017 (approx)


I dont know about you but I'm currently "wet".

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by fishmonkey » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:57 am

jtdj wrote: ETA : March 2017 (approx)
that gives you 5 years (approx) to come up with a funny joke.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by ian_halsall » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:24 am

fishmonkey wrote:
jtdj wrote: ETA : March 2017 (approx)
that gives you 5 years (approx) to come up with a funny joke.
Hahahahahahahahhahah

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by artpunk » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:22 pm

jtdj - how stoned were you when you wrote this? Why waste people's time posting dumb jokes (& it is pretty dumb) like this in Music and Audio Production? Surely dross like this belongs in the Lounge.
fishmonkey wrote:
jtdj wrote: ETA : March 2017 (approx)
that gives you 5 years (approx) to come up with a funny joke.
+1
Please try a bit harder next time...

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by nathannn » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:38 pm

I thought the "I'm currently "wet"." part was funny :lol:
I have never understood the people that find a relation between software and sexual arousal :|
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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by andydes » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:54 pm

Ah, bless. Someone didn't get enough attention with their last trolling topic.

Ok, I'll play-

Stfu, man, ableton are way cooler than bitwig!

Now you can call me a fanboy, then piss off.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by jtdj » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:42 pm

i hate this nerdy internet culture of "trolling". It was a joke not "trolling". I use Ableton almost every day, its great software, but does that mean I can't take this piss out of it? Lets face it 3 years for a minor update is fair game for a joke, will i still use it? yes. will i defend it to the hilt like some sad obssesed 14 year old boy? No thank you.


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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by jtdj » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:54 pm

funken wrote:
jtdj wrote:New features users can look forward too:

A new delay plugin.

A completely revamped manual featuring HD images.

A brand new $1000 MIDI controller with upwards of 18 buttons and 12 knobs.

A new youtube video tutorial featuring a German 24 year old go getter with sunglasses on at night.

ETA : March 2017 (approx)


I dont know about you but I'm currently "wet".
Thanks for the advanced warning. I might skip 9 and wait for 10, it sounds great!
stop trolling you scoundrel!

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by jtdj » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:55 pm

funken wrote: You started it. And I quote

dammit, foiled again.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by andydes » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:56 pm

Not such a big fan of the cult of calling everyone a fanboys or haters either myself.

Ok, I harsh about saying piss off, but the level of "why has ableton not done this" posts round here has gotten stupid.

The upgrade seems completely in line with previous upgrades. 3 or 4 big feature requests, updates to some devices, new content plus something a bit different.

Anyone who expected much more hasn't been paying attention.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by XSIMan » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:01 pm

If it's not 128bit I'm not buying it.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by jtdj » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:04 pm

andydes wrote:Not such a big fan of the cult of calling everyone a fanboys or haters either myself.

Ok, I harsh about saying piss off, but the level of "why has ableton not done this" posts round here has gotten stupid.

The upgrade seems completely in line with previous upgrades. 3 or 4 big feature requests, updates to some devices, new content plus something a bit different.

Anyone who expected much more hasn't been paying attention.
I was slightly disappointed when i read the announcment I must admit, 3 years in develpoment without even a whisper lends to great expectations but Ableton is still a very good piece of software with or without version 9. But I'm still excited to see what Bitwig will become even if some on here see any postive mention of Bitwig as trolling.

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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by nathannn » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:08 pm

jtdj wrote:i hate this nerdy internet culture of "trolling". It was a joke not "trolling". I use Ableton almost every day, its great software, but does that mean I can't take this piss out of it? Lets face it 3 years for a minor update is fair game for a joke, will i still use it? yes. will i defend it to the hilt like some sad obssesed 14 year old boy? No thank you.
I really agree with this, a joke is a joke, it is suppose to be funny. Trolling is purposely trying to piss people off or creating a hostile atomosphere to purposely piss people off. A joke can be, taking something that pisses people off and making them laugh about it.
There is a huge difference, one guy wants you to get angry and the other wants you to laugh.

here is a better example:
Fox News = Trolls
The Daily Show with John Stewart = Jokes

The internet needs to stop shiting on people who are shiting on people/things, who are just shiting to make everyone have a good time
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Re: Breaking: Ableton Announces Version 10

Post by nathannn » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Maybe you could start adding adds to your website or doing something for money?
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