Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by Machinesworking » Sat May 30, 2015 6:36 am

phaded wrote:
pencilrocket wrote:So this time, keyboard driver causes instability? :lol:
Oh man. Now I just want to give lil Machinesbroken a hug. :cry:
.... as if every possible issue I mentioned I have or have had :roll: ... phaded is an understatement, you're the one with issues but I mention a possible issue, and you act a fool again. Logitech make wireless keyboards... do the math genius.

ANY driver on your system for anything can be a possible issue, and if you wanted a stable system you wouldn't be on here thinking that this thread is going to somehow make Ableton fix Live for you, and you would be doing everything you could to stabilize your system.

This is exactly why I said you deserve your issues. Your OCD tells you you did EVERYTHING to fix your issue and now it's ABLETONS FAULT....

My working system proves you wrong. You fucking didn't do everything to fix your problems or you would have a working system.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 11:17 am

Machinesbroken wrote:I got owned by a wireless driver once. But now that I have my degree from Armchair Tech Support Institute of Florida I feel confident in telling anyone what their problems are- with complete confidence and no factual basis whatsoever! Let me share my story with you.
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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 11:41 am

pencilrocket wrote:(M4L required)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :cry:

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by H20nly » Sat May 30, 2015 7:13 pm

I have a working system. I blame Ableton.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 7:24 pm

phaded wrote:1- I'm happy that Ableton is working for you.

2- This thread might not be for you if that's the case.

3- there are plenty of people who are not you that ARE having problems

4- this thread is about the users in point #3

5- the users referred to in point #3 all are overjoyed that you are spared from having any issues.. in fact, we salute you

6- If Ableton is working for you, congratulations once again. Pop a cold one and start again from the top
Taxicab confession: I really almost like you, H20...

..and that's even though you've had less to offer than Strom and Machinesbroken as far as substance in this thread.

Despite that, there's something almost cute and innocent about you. It's endearing.

Kindof like a 3-year old in ways I suppose.

I wanna pinch your cheek.

Anyway, as you were.

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H20nly wrote:I have a working system. I blame Ableton.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by H20nly » Sat May 30, 2015 7:41 pm

so... What you'd prefer is that I rant and bemoan like you expecting it, in vain, to actually make a difference.
Got it.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 7:53 pm

H20nly wrote:so... What you'd prefer is that I rant and bemoan like you expecting it, in vain, to actually make a difference.
Got it.
nah, just expect you to STFU and respect the others that are rattling off common symptoms...

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by H20nly » Sat May 30, 2015 9:28 pm

I suggested cleaning up old versions, checking drivers, and posted a link that answered another posters question to someone else.

You've stated your issue and then jumped down people's throats for covering troubleshooting basics and the process of elimination. You don't care that it may help someone else because it doesn't help you. You've made that clear by throwing up over several pages in at least two threads.

You'll show everyone.
I'll stop.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 9:56 pm

H20nly wrote:I suggested cleaning up old versions, checking drivers, and posted a link that answered another posters question to someone else.

You've stated your issue and then jumped down people's throats for covering troubleshooting basics and the process of elimination. You don't care that it may help someone else because it doesn't help you. You've made that clear by throwing up over several pages in at least two threads.

You'll show everyone.
I'll stop.
whyfor do you think anyone in this thread has not covered any troubleshooting basics?

you make assumptions

and... uh.. this thread doesn't pertain to you.. and stuff ;)

are you a dev? no? why should we pay attention to you then with all your assertions? how do you know that its not something that lurks beyond basic troubleshooting? like really... give me something beyond your hypothetical 'A thing getting confused with the B thingy, so you should reformat, naturally'.

Like.. at least Machinesbroken actually had a decent (albiet sad) tale of getting owned by a joystick or something. Et tu?

Why don't YOU show us, slugger?

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by pinkpaint » Sat May 30, 2015 10:02 pm

phaded,

You need to calm down. kek. Your making a fool of yourself at this point.

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sat May 30, 2015 10:07 pm

pinkpaint wrote:phaded,

You need to calm down. kek. Your making a fool of yourself at this point.
I'd suggest not barking up this tree... I can take care of myself ;)

#kek

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by dazzer » Sun May 31, 2015 4:55 am

Declan? Is that you?

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by Machinesworking » Sun May 31, 2015 7:09 am

H20nly wrote: process of elimination.
This isn't a concept phaded understands.
Hell he can't even follow simple anecdotes without getting confused?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by phaded » Sun May 31, 2015 10:14 am

Machinesbroken wrote:How was I even supposed to know at the time that the DVD-RW wasn't a cup holder! Anyways, after drying out my tower and replacing my everything, Ableton's been working great since. I'm sure its a problem with your system.
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Re: Ableton Live has become an unreliable mess.

Post by Machinesworking » Sun May 31, 2015 5:12 pm

phaded wrote:I have to misquote people to make myself feel good :oops:
classic internet forum flame warrior BS...
young, dumb, numb and full of cum :roll:

Have fun with Live, oh, that's right, you can't! :lol: :lol: :lol:

EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB BUT ME! WHY DOESN'T MY SYSTEM WORK???? FUCK ABLETON!! MAKE MY SYSTEM STABLE!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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