Bad DJ Names

DeadlyKungFu · Post by **DeadlyKungFu** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:51 am

nebulae wrote:
djsynchro wrote:
DeadlyKungFu wrote:going by one word only is instant cred.
Word
So would you be Deadly, Kung, or Fu?

I think you should be Fu. It's simple. Bold. Minmal. Powerful. Fu.

Now you're getting into the uber hip monosyllabic monikers.

No DJ Fu, DJ, Kung or DJ Deadly, just DeadlyKungFu.

"Chicks call me Mikey
'Whys that?'
'cause I like it"
-People Under The Stairs

simpleton · Post by **simpleton** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:19 am

DJ Vel-Kro ...pretty sweet huh?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:32 am

How about Foo. You can dress like Mr. T and call yourself Foo. As in "I pity the..."

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:01 am

DeadlyKungFu wrote: Now you're getting into the uber hip monosyllabic monikers.

Hey hey, easy, easy

eamoon · Post by **eamoon** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:06 am

MC Hamming and DJ Nyquist in the house, yo.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:21 am

eamoon wrote:MC Hamming and DJ Nyquist in the house, yo.

You did NOT just say that,

Seen MC Shannon up in here?

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:35 am

MC Chomsky?

drewbixcube · Post by **drewbixcube** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:43 am

Best Drum & Bass Duo Name:

MC Lunchbox and DJ Thermos (interchangeable really)

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:07 am

Pitch Black wrote:MC Chomsky?

"Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange"

OrsanKart · Post by **OrsanKart** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:01 am

Dj Trundle Mahogany

FaX-01 · Post by **FaX-01** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:17 am

I was going to use the name "Penis Von Lesbian" but was afraid "Dick Van Dyke" might sue me for name plagiarism.

muscleandhate · Post by **muscleandhate** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:49 am

I generally find that yanks have some very cringe worthy aliases, like Liquard skywalker or something lol.

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:07 pm

DJ Dawkins

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:19 pm

hambone1 wrote:DJs I admire...

DJ Carl Cox... or is it just Carl Cox?

DJ Trevor Nelson... or is it just Trevor Nelson?

DJ Pete Tong... or is it just Pete Tong?

Why aren't they DJ So-and-so? Because they're talented enough to not need it.

If you're good enough, just use what's on your birth certificate!

ouch!!!

DJ gone to shite
DJ cheesy shite
DJ cant mix for shite

repectively

compositeone · Post by **compositeone** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:42 pm

There is a DJ FU from Oxford who plays drum and bass/hiphop. He does a thing called the DJ vs the drummer with The Jungle Drummer and they are pretty good. (http://www.myspace.com/djfu)

Back to topic the worst and so by definition the best DJ name I remember is Jim'll Mix It and MC Spliff Richard.

On a more serious note I have always thought Cut Chemist was a great name.