(OT) How To Sound Like An Irishman.

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:56 pm

Just say the following four words (WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED) out aloud at a moderate speed and you'll sound like an Irishman swearing.

forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:51 am

I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.

AlexG · Post by **AlexG** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:38 am

So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol!

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:09 am

forge wrote:I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.

I hadn't heard it until recently. I thought it was quite funny!!

AlexG wrote:So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol!

Yes.

Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:00 pm

[quote="Astral Fridge Magnet"
Yes.

Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.[/quote]

that one is funny!

marky · Post by **marky** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:31 pm

Christ, those are old.

Hopefully it was a Jack Dee show from ten years ago, for his sake.

AdamJay · Post by **AdamJay** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:53 pm

reminds me of this one:
"i am sofa king we tall did"

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:03 pm

Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:
forge wrote:I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.
I hadn't heard it until recently. I thought it was quite funny!!

AlexG wrote:So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol!
Yes.

Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

Dyslexics Untie!!!

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:43 am

what do you get if you cross a dyslexic agnostic witha an insomniac?

someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

AdamJay · Post by **AdamJay** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:17 am

forge wrote:what do you get if you cross a dyslexic agnostic witha an insomniac?

someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

brilliant!!!!!!

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:18 pm

Just to change the tone a bit.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

martin808 · Post by **martin808** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:24 pm

why were the bakers hands brown?

because he kneaded a shit.

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:10 pm

Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:Just to change the tone a bit.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

man, at this particular time of the month you could not be more poingant!

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:18 pm

by the way, the first "irish" joke of the thread could also apply to a brummie.

Just say it a little goofy as well

rajcoont · Post by **rajcoont** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:59 pm

here's how to sound happy to be irish

http://www.guardian.co.uk/rorycarroll/s ... 82,00.html