[ot] Audiophiles,I hate em. lets make fun of em
how about some gunk you paint onto ICs to make them sound like a valve.
http://www.altmann.haan.de/tubeolator/default.htm
that seems pretty convincing eh!
I have a party-hat here that will make an electric guitar sound like a bazooka full of creamcheese.
the first 9000 people who apply will get my creamcheesebazookaguitaarhat for only $300 .. thats 20% off!!
http://www.altmann.haan.de/tubeolator/default.htm
that seems pretty convincing eh!
I have a party-hat here that will make an electric guitar sound like a bazooka full of creamcheese.
the first 9000 people who apply will get my creamcheesebazookaguitaarhat for only $300 .. thats 20% off!!
Hey, it never ends
I had endless arguments about these sorts of things with some friends with too much time and money on their hands back in the 70s... I remember that there were some speakers they bought made of CONCRETE. (!!)
More recently, and in terms of the "wood knobs: in one of the many magazines I get (that should have known better) in the new products area in the front of the mag some company was touting wood disks that you place around your listening area "to balance the standing waves". Literally, they were simply polished disks of nice hardwoods; no circuitry of any kind. And their prices were as exorbitant as the knobs. Surprised not to see these disks on the ilikejam site; some day I'll run across that mag again and send a link to the guy; probably that company has deservedly gone out of business.
More recently, and in terms of the "wood knobs: in one of the many magazines I get (that should have known better) in the new products area in the front of the mag some company was touting wood disks that you place around your listening area "to balance the standing waves". Literally, they were simply polished disks of nice hardwoods; no circuitry of any kind. And their prices were as exorbitant as the knobs. Surprised not to see these disks on the ilikejam site; some day I'll run across that mag again and send a link to the guy; probably that company has deservedly gone out of business.
3 dimensions, wow - I'm impressed .. a lot better than my 2 dimensional tone arm then?created in three dimensions using Finite Element Analysis in concert with artificially-intelligent reshaping algorithms, the Cobra represents a breakthrough in how the structure and performance of a tonearm is designed
and they better watch out for those artificially inteligent algorithms, I've seen 2001 .. things can go wrong!
What are you doing Dave?Angstrom wrote:3 dimensions, wow - I'm impressed .. a lot better than my 2 dimensional tone arm then?created in three dimensions using Finite Element Analysis in concert with artificially-intelligent reshaping algorithms, the Cobra represents a breakthrough in how the structure and performance of a tonearm is designed
and they better watch out for those artificially inteligent algorithms, I've seen 2001 .. things can go wrong!
That record sucks Dave. I'm affraid i cant let you do that.
Let me sing you a song Dave...
Daisy...... daisy........
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Just on the topic of useless ridiculousness...
I was in need of an optical cable for my digital mixer...so i thought id try best buy. As i was shopping, i found the cables...but the only ones they had were "gold plated tipped for superior audio quality". what a load since when does an optical cable need a f*¢king conducting peice of metal to improve a signal? it blew me away when i next looked at the price--$69.99 for a 6' cable. they've got some mind warping marketing strategies my god
i went down to toronto the next day and picked one up for $12.99 at steves music. when i was checking through i told someone that worked there, and they laughed out loud and told me that just made their day
I was in need of an optical cable for my digital mixer...so i thought id try best buy. As i was shopping, i found the cables...but the only ones they had were "gold plated tipped for superior audio quality". what a load since when does an optical cable need a f*¢king conducting peice of metal to improve a signal? it blew me away when i next looked at the price--$69.99 for a 6' cable. they've got some mind warping marketing strategies my god
i went down to toronto the next day and picked one up for $12.99 at steves music. when i was checking through i told someone that worked there, and they laughed out loud and told me that just made their day
Truly LOL... I'll see your party hat and raise it with...Angstrom wrote:I have a party-hat here that will make an electric guitar sound like a bazooka full of creamcheese.
a small ball of fluff from inside my vaccuum cleaner which can transform the clinical, sterile sound of a high-end platinum-plated turntable by simply applying the fluff to the military-grade super-diamond needle, into a rough, scratchy "I keep my vinyl in the cat-litter tray" 70's old school radiogram sound...
Limited edition of 20 flightcased fluffballs for only £750 each. But you need to buy two - one for your stereo and one for your belly-button, or else it simply won't sound right.
MacBook Pro Retina, Live 9.5, Reason, UC33, KRK RP5s, Teenage Engineering OP1, Korg ESX2, Korg Prophecy, Clavia Nord Lead, Bass, Guitars.
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http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/sh ... php?t=6930
I did a google search on "audiophile forums" and at the forum above there is a member with the name "mulestor7" which also has an animated cartoon of what looks like an old man in his shorts waiting for his next victim. Hmmmmmm.
I did a google search on "audiophile forums" and at the forum above there is a member with the name "mulestor7" which also has an animated cartoon of what looks like an old man in his shorts waiting for his next victim. Hmmmmmm.
[quote="hoffman2k"]For real dj's :wink:
http://www.sonicflare.com/archives/cont ... -world.php[/quote]
Hehe - all that to drag a tiny grain of sand around a groove in some plastic.
http://www.sonicflare.com/archives/cont ... -world.php[/quote]
Hehe - all that to drag a tiny grain of sand around a groove in some plastic.