[OT-ROFL-LMFAO] having a BAD day?

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:07 am

Pitch Black wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:
Pitch Black wrote:"specified server could not be found...." boo
gimme about 20 minutes, am downloading it and will put it on my server for ya soon.
faaarkin bewdey!

http://www.noisefix.com/pclunatic.wmv

leonard · Post by **leonard** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:50 am

I'm speechless.

djfm · Post by **djfm** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:31 am

i find that scary . i think hes a couple of cans short of s six pack

atmofunk · Post by **atmofunk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:24 am

i love how he gets so meticulous when putting his escape key back in the keyboard rofl

cherry-k · Post by **cherry-k** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:03 am

Ok, guys,

LOL.

here you go, the translation into english:

“Go on, boot, I wanna play assault, GO ON, start the damned game! “
1. slow down
“START THE DAMNED GAME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!” (Hitting the Keyboard)
Deep breathing 2. calm down
“I don’t say it again, come on, start! “
cleaning the desk: “out of my way!”
“WHAT IST THIS? OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?…I WANNA PLAY!
YES, QUICKSTART! NOW IT BEGINS(repeated a few times)! PLAY!!!!
YOU WANKER! PLAY!! UNREAL…(Cannot understand what he says here)
Calms down…”It loads, I DON’T WANT IT TO LOAD, WHEN IT LOADS, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG!
I DON’T WANT TO WAIT, IWANT TO PLAY AT ONCE!”
Deep breathing, calming down again.
“Think positive, simply think positiv! It starts soon, yeah, think positve, yeah.
It begins” (laughing crazy) “IT BEGINS!”(more crazy laughing…)”IT BEGINS”
“COME ONB YOU S.O.A.B., TAKE THIS, EAT THIS ,YES, I KILLED HIM! UOOH,
COME ON EAT THIS, EAT MY MELTED SHIT, YOU S.O.A.B., I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” (got killed and destroys his keaboard the first time)
Shouting “ YES I PRESS ON ‘FIRE’! – the ‘escape’-button is missing, the ‘escape’-button, where is it, where ist the the ‘escape’-button? Where is it, where is it? – (found it) I don’t need any help to (can’t understand this) I don’t need any help, I DON’T NEED ANY HELP! (laughing crazy) The a-button as enter-button, so rip you off, you s.o.a.b’s. –
IT DOESN’T WORK!!! – I rip you off, simply rip you off! YES, EAT THIS YOU S.O.A.B,. I GONNA RIP YOU OFF – YES, I KILLED HIM, YES, I GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
YEAH!!!!!! (going nuts) EAT THIS YOU S.O.A.B, I rip you off, I rip you off, I rip you off, I SIMPLY GONNA SHOOT YOU! WITH THE ASSAULT RIFLE I’M GONNA SHOOT YOU! – uh, which s.o.a.b. is shooting at me? which s.o.a.b. is shooting at me?
NOOOOOOOO!! ( losing control……) NOW I HAVE TO START FROM THE BEGINNING!"""

Yes indeed, computer games ar not dangerous.

greetz c.

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:08 am

Das f*cking orange dot!!!!! Not again!!!!! I will RIP ROBERT HENKE'S HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN HIS NECK!!!!!

And now.... CLICKS AND POPS!!!!!

AND NOW IT'S TAKING 30 MINUTES TO RENDER ONE TRACK!!!!!!

AARRGGGHH!!!!!

cherry-k · Post by **cherry-k** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:21 am

hambone1 wrote:Das f*cking orange dot!!!!! Not again!!!!! I will RIP ROBERT HENKE'S HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN HIS NECK!!!!!

And now.... CLICKS AND POPS!!!!!

AND NOW IT'S TAKING 30 MINUTES TO RENDER ONE TRACK!!!!!!

AARRGGGHH!!!!!

LOL,

Allright Hambone,

maybe you got a newer dictionary

greetz

c.

conny · Post by **conny** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:26 am

He needs more then one escape key.
I find it sad and it makes me uncomfortable, as watching a freak show.
Like watching someone drown through a spy glass.

// C

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:47 am

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even · Post by **even** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:33 am

Pitch Black wrote:O
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forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:38 am

paddy, what happened to that Jack Nicholson post?

It's okay, I dont think Hambone is in a position to call an airstrike on your house any more

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:47 am

i was having a bad day until i watched this....and it put it all in perspective. Actually it made me feel quite calm, as if i was getting all my anger out against computers, through him.

hambone1 · Post by **hambone1** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:45 pm

hambone1 wrote:Das f*cking orange dot!!!!! Not again!!!!! I will RIP ROBERT HENKE'S HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN HIS NECK!!!!!

And now.... CLICKS AND POPS!!!!!

AND NOW IT'S TAKING 30 MINUTES TO RENDER ONE TRACK!!!!!!

AARRGGGHH!!!!!

Just kidding... it WAS my 2000th post, after all!

quandry · Post by **quandry** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:41 pm

cherry k, thanks a million for the translation--I'm dying with laughter here--what a nut job!!!!

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:46 pm

the scary thing is wondering where he went/what he did after all this was over ...