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HD1
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Post by HD1 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:23 am

your mother's clit is bigger than your penis. and you are stupid. 90% of the brain you have is dedicated to being able to smell out raisins amongst trash and faeces. the other 10% is dedicated to playing dress up.
bing bing!

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Post by computo » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:50 am

DAMN, I've finally reached Sasha's level!!!

Stupid AND a small penis... man you have me pegged!

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Re: computo

Post by DeadlyKungFu » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:14 am

RopeyPunter wrote:your mother's clit is bigger than your penis. and you are stupid. 90% of the brain you have is dedicated to being able to smell out raisins amongst trash and faeces. the other 10% is dedicated to playing dress up.
You know, I've always wondered about that, I'd heard you could drive a truck through yo momma's clit but I'd also heard that Computo was hung like a horse.

If you can't spell feces, just say shit, or leave it out entirely.


...just taking the piss :D
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Post by computo » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:57 am

Im not disputing Ropey's claims of my small genitals, but you're right FU, in that I appear to be hung like a horse, when compared to Ropey.

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Post by timothyallan » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:41 am

Wow, If only I had what it takes to get an entire thread dedicated to me :)
You're right, a few more threads like this one and you'll be just like S**ha!

PS Congrats on your fantastic raisin sniffing abilities.

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Post by mathew » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:34 am

lol.
accepting the problem will only make it go away.
Not Boyfriend Material

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Post by leisuremuffin » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:50 am

actually i'm pretty sure "faeces" is an acceptable spelling.

They do some different shit on the other side of the pond, you know.


kinda like colour and color, for instance.



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Post by hoffman2k » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:01 am

leisuremuffin wrote:

kinda like colour and color, for instance.

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While you're teaching...
Whats the difference?

I only just recently learned how to work with "where, we're and were" :wink:

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Post by leisuremuffin » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:19 am

er, i'm confused.

Just that they're both acceptable spellings of the same word.

y'know in the states it's spelled color but in the uk it's colour.


and what the hell is a mobile anyway? It's called a cellphone for fucks sake.


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Post by hoffman2k » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:22 am

Ah i see. kinda like flying saucer or shuttle...
Fries or chips....

Actually a cell phone is this:
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Notice the cell :wink:

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Post by leisuremuffin » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:34 am

Ahhh, ok. I see, very informative.

But can you tell me what this is?

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I'm not sure if that's funny or not. It's supposed to be for some reason. I think i better go to sleep now. :D


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Post by hoffman2k » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:38 am

Edit----

hehe. yeah... i don't need one

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Post by leisuremuffin » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:41 am

Actually, grandma always said her's was for bedheating.

i, however, remain dubious and slightly terrified.



ok, i'm really going to go to sleep now.



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Post by Angstrom » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:02 am

fæces slinging apes!

can anyone join?
I'll bring my special character æ , a mobile and a sheet of aluminium

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Post by forge » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:10 am

it's just clicked - Irish, moody and unfriendly - Ropey you're Henry Ford arent you!

Either that or you are actually radeon and created this ID just to argue with yourself.

What happened there? you started so well....

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