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computo

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:23 am
by HD1
your mother's clit is bigger than your penis. and you are stupid. 90% of the brain you have is dedicated to being able to smell out raisins amongst trash and faeces. the other 10% is dedicated to playing dress up.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:50 am
by computo
DAMN, I've finally reached Sasha's level!!!

Stupid AND a small penis... man you have me pegged!

Re: computo

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:14 am
by DeadlyKungFu
RopeyPunter wrote:your mother's clit is bigger than your penis. and you are stupid. 90% of the brain you have is dedicated to being able to smell out raisins amongst trash and faeces. the other 10% is dedicated to playing dress up.
You know, I've always wondered about that, I'd heard you could drive a truck through yo momma's clit but I'd also heard that Computo was hung like a horse.

If you can't spell feces, just say shit, or leave it out entirely.


...just taking the piss :D
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:57 am
by computo
Im not disputing Ropey's claims of my small genitals, but you're right FU, in that I appear to be hung like a horse, when compared to Ropey.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:41 am
by timothyallan
Wow, If only I had what it takes to get an entire thread dedicated to me :)
You're right, a few more threads like this one and you'll be just like S**ha!

PS Congrats on your fantastic raisin sniffing abilities.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:34 am
by mathew
lol.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:50 am
by leisuremuffin
actually i'm pretty sure "faeces" is an acceptable spelling.

They do some different shit on the other side of the pond, you know.


kinda like colour and color, for instance.



.lm.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:01 am
by hoffman2k
leisuremuffin wrote:

kinda like colour and color, for instance.

.lm.
While you're teaching...
Whats the difference?

I only just recently learned how to work with "where, we're and were" :wink:

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:19 am
by leisuremuffin
er, i'm confused.

Just that they're both acceptable spellings of the same word.

y'know in the states it's spelled color but in the uk it's colour.


and what the hell is a mobile anyway? It's called a cellphone for fucks sake.


.lm.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:22 am
by hoffman2k
Ah i see. kinda like flying saucer or shuttle...
Fries or chips....

Actually a cell phone is this:
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Notice the cell :wink:

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:34 am
by leisuremuffin
Ahhh, ok. I see, very informative.

But can you tell me what this is?

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I'm not sure if that's funny or not. It's supposed to be for some reason. I think i better go to sleep now. :D


.lm.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:38 am
by hoffman2k
Edit----

hehe. yeah... i don't need one

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:41 am
by leisuremuffin
Actually, grandma always said her's was for bedheating.

i, however, remain dubious and slightly terrified.



ok, i'm really going to go to sleep now.



.lm.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:02 am
by Angstrom
fæces slinging apes!

can anyone join?
I'll bring my special character æ , a mobile and a sheet of aluminium

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:10 am
by forge
it's just clicked - Irish, moody and unfriendly - Ropey you're Henry Ford arent you!

Either that or you are actually radeon and created this ID just to argue with yourself.

What happened there? you started so well....