OT: The Birth of Christ

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:46 pm

friend_kami wrote:buddy christ.

Good call. Happy New Year.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:48 am

If this whole christianity bullshit is true. (which it isnt)
But lets pretends that it is (which it isnt)
But just pretend. (it still isnt)

Are there any synthesizers in heaven?
What about hookers?
Subway? Where do puppies go if they die at birth?
Does god give us the gift of free will in heaven? For example..
this really hot model dies in a plane crash and comes to heaven but wont put out...

I could go on.

glitchrock-buddha · Post by **glitchrock-buddha** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:22 am

I'm going to import that picture into Alchemy. Perhaps I'll hear the voice of god? Or maybe some awful gospel tune.

knotkranky · Post by **knotkranky** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:38 am

I'm more interested in the conception of christ.

Chang · Post by **Chang** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:09 am

funky shit wrote:If this whole christianity bullshit is true. (which it isnt)
But lets pretends that it is (which it isnt)
But just pretend. (it still isnt)

Are there any synthesizers in heaven?
What about hookers?
Subway? Where do puppies go if they die at birth?
Does god give us the gift of free will in heaven? For example..
this really hot model dies in a plane crash and comes to heaven but wont put out...

I could go on.

I think if any heaven or god was true, it would be impossible for our puny brains to fathom or comprehend such a thing. Like big bang theory science now accept. Something had to be here before big bang but we cannot comprehend this level of a thing.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:18 am

Chang wrote:
funky shit wrote:If this whole christianity bullshit is true. (which it isnt)
But lets pretends that it is (which it isnt)
But just pretend. (it still isnt)

Are there any synthesizers in heaven?
What about hookers?
Subway? Where do puppies go if they die at birth?
Does god give us the gift of free will in heaven? For example..
this really hot model dies in a plane crash and comes to heaven but wont put out...

I could go on.
I think if any heaven or god was true, it would be impossible for our puny brains to fathom or comprehend such a thing. Like big bang theory science now accept. Something had to be here before big bang but we cannot comprehend this level of a thing.

You should come on a acid rampage sometime with me

Chang · Post by **Chang** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:22 am

funky shit wrote:
Chang wrote:
funky shit wrote:If this whole christianity bullshit is true. (which it isnt)
But lets pretends that it is (which it isnt)
But just pretend. (it still isnt)

Are there any synthesizers in heaven?
What about hookers?
Subway? Where do puppies go if they die at birth?
Does god give us the gift of free will in heaven? For example..
this really hot model dies in a plane crash and comes to heaven but wont put out...

I could go on.
I think if any heaven or god was true, it would be impossible for our puny brains to fathom or comprehend such a thing. Like big bang theory science now accept. Something had to be here before big bang but we cannot comprehend this level of a thing.
You should come on a acid rampage sometime with me

Make it peyote you got deal.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:25 am

Chang wrote:
funky shit wrote:
Chang wrote: I think if any heaven or god was true, it would be impossible for our puny brains to fathom or comprehend such a thing. Like big bang theory science now accept. Something had to be here before big bang but we cannot comprehend this level of a thing.
You should come on a acid rampage sometime with me

Make it peyote you got deal.

I had to google peyote

friend_kami · Post by **friend_kami** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:00 pm

less drugs, more thugs.

wait, what?

LeifonMars · Post by **LeifonMars** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:22 pm

Dont go to church on sunday
Dont get on my knees to pray
Dont memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lees candy store

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I dont want no anna zabba
Dont want no almond joy
There aint nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well its the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And its whiskey in the shade
Its best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But thats ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me

Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

pimpleburger · Post by **pimpleburger** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:49 pm

I'm working my way through Stargate SG1 at the moment. Haven't seen the episode with Jesus in it yet! Must be in series 5?

Mohamed was ginger with a Scotish accent and Buddah was as well! Just a theory based on intuition of course.

I recon Jesus would look exactly like Mel Gibson only black. More intuition for ya. If Jesus moonwalked would he turn the moon into cheese? Etc.

Happy New Year,
pimpleburger

terragong · Post by **terragong** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:08 am

what kind of colors did you use ?