How to make dope beats

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kineticUk
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How to make dope beats

Post by kineticUk » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:23 pm

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Post by glitchrock-buddha » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:20 am

omg, am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?!!

I think I just watched 'cause I'm drunk, but I just fell asleep for 5 minutes and woke up near the end and nothing changed. priceless.

my favorite is the look around head shot at the start.

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Post by ahlstrominfo » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:19 am

Idonotlikebroccoli wrote:Part 3 is actually good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9a3fhCroI
Which part? The ending? :)
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Post by Johnisfaster » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:48 am

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Post by Patch » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:29 pm

Yo, I got to, like, fuckin' 1min53, and had to turn that shit off, yo...

What the hell do these people think they are doing?!?

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Post by kineticUk » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:51 pm

Patch...check out my studio yo.
Thats the piece of s*** keyboard,
s***,
So we gonna make some ... s***

Quite funny I thought, maybe should win an award for possibly the worst excuse for a tutorial ever.
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Post by Jim S. » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:56 pm

I think it's hilarious. He can't figure out quantize, he drops the camera, and it sounds so awkward and forced every time he curses.
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Post by ultrasource » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:09 pm

This video makes me feel a lot better about myself and also makes me glad I use Live.
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Post by Play » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:47 pm

The camera is not the only thing that is a peice of shit....
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Post by cosmosuave » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:19 am

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Post by kineticUk » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:24 am

Nice the smooth one's back..
hows the studio? Still a bit shit but you make the beats..right ? :wink:
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