the last time your grlfriend left you....

Discussion of music production, audio, equipment and any related topics, either with or without Ableton Live
Meef Chaloin
Posts: 2164
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:09 pm

Post by Meef Chaloin » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:33 pm

forge wrote:
Meef Chaloin wrote: got drunk and stoned
and have done ever since,

regardless of what's happened in the mean time
haha yeah come to think of it me too

DeadlyKungFu
Posts: 3603
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:26 pm

Post by DeadlyKungFu » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:39 pm

A woman led me to drinking, and a I never had the chance to thank her.
-WC Fields

djshiva
Posts: 725
Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:42 am
Location: indianapolis, USA
Contact:

Post by djshiva » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:15 pm

djadonis206 wrote:The essential problem with girls is

THEY TALK TOO MUCH about stuff guys don't really care about - but they love to talk - they talk ALOT

If you kind of like a girl but don't want to deal with the break up in the next 3 , 6 or 9 months - don't say much. Rarely talk, and if you do - be very abstract and leave your comments open ended

however, let her talk about whatever she wants - her hair, her girlfriends, her job or her family back east - that way she's like WOW, you're a great listener

it works too

then in 6 months when you're bored you can be like "look, you talk to much - this isn't working"

or if she cheats on you or decides YOU're to much of geek who spends way to much time on the internet, YOU'RE NOT SO ATTACHED that it matters (feel me) just make sure she gives you the keys back

here - read this
gawd adonis. don't ever become a relationship therapist, cuz you would SUCK at it.

adonis: what's wrong?

dude: it's my girlfriend. things aren't going very well.

adonis: my advice? act like as big a selfish dick as possible. that'll fix everything so she's miserable, but she's giving you sex anyway, and then you can dump her and not care. i mean, you'll never find anything lasting or real because you refuse to give any emotions to it, but you won't get hurt because you never actually acted like you have a human heart.

dude: i don't think i like that idea.

adonis: hey, it works for me. i get laid all the time. everyone thinks i'm a shallow ass, but hey who cares? i'll die miserable and alone, but at least i got some pussy, right?

gah. it's guys like you that make me feel sorry for straight girls.
http://www.soundcloud.com/djshiva
http://www.facebook.com/djshivamusic
http://sapphicbeats.blogspot.com

Macbook Pro Core 2 Duo / OSX / 2Gb RAM / Ableton Live 8 / Akai LPD8/LPK25

djadonis206
Posts: 6490
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:23 pm
Location: Seattle, WA.

Post by djadonis206 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:20 pm

What's a brother gonna do :lol:
Ableton | Elektron

Music

jeskola
Posts: 1856
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:04 pm

Post by jeskola » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:12 pm

Well usually it goes like this:

Step 1
go on an alchohol/cocain/pills/weed bender for a few days, probably cry and/or take some voilence out on inanimate objects somwhere along the trip (but ill be so fucked i porbs cant remember, other than the bruised knucles/knees and shins) go out with my mates and see strippers, - probably send some texts or phonecalls (wich ill later regret when sober - someone needs to invent a breathaliser for mobile phones) to them.

Step 2
sober up listen to sad music, make some sad music, get depressed at how much cash ive spent on booze, Sleep with anything and everything i can - Step 2 loops for a while till i feel better (you can probably stick in the texting and phoning when pissed into this part of the process too) till i feel okay again

Step 3
okay ive met someone else. thisll last anything between months to years - At wich point ill probs end up at Step 1 again - and reapeat, an infinate loop so far :lol:

acht its all charecter building isnt it :? :cry:


:lol:

nebulae
Posts: 15715
Joined: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:16 am
Location: New Orleans
Contact:

Post by nebulae » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:16 pm

I fucked her best friend. The best friend was a total dog, but the payback was worth it.

Scube
Posts: 145
Joined: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:26 am
Location: Italy

Re: the last time your grlfriend left you....

Post by Scube » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:34 pm

deckme(N)tal wrote:what you did right after the event?
I can suggest you to fu** immediately.

Scube
Waiting for Qbits..

err_eur
Posts: 133
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:16 pm

Post by err_eur » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:07 pm

man fuck relationships. It's one night or nothing. If you can't hook up, you can do everything yourself with your hands and some good lubrication. Its way cheaper, quicker, and easier, fuck the whole stupid mating rituals, I wanna get down to business, if I can't find a girl that isn't afraid to get right to the point, just find some porn on the internet (that IS what the internet is really for, isn't it????) and there you go. Hey, an orgasm is an orgasm....it feels the same one way or another.....plus, when it's done, you don't have all that weird neurotic crap to deal with...



I love being able to look at bomb girls and be like..."I DON'T need you to feel good, bitch, so step off........you have no power over me."

jb61264
Posts: 937
Joined: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:21 am
Location: Nebraska, USA

Post by jb61264 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:01 pm

djadonis206 wrote:SHAWNA
You know that girl Sally Rauman at our
school? I can't stand her.

CARTMAN
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy, even though what
she's saying now isn't interesting at
all, you say, "Wow, that is very interesting.
Please tell me more."


JIMMY
Wow, that is very interesting. Please
tell me more.


SHAWNA
Really? Well, Kelligan bought the same
purse and I was like, "No WAY do I want
it now!" because who wants a purse that
both their best friends have, right?
And so-

CARTMAN
All right, when she stops yappin' again,
say "Wow, I've never thought of it that
way before, but you're right."


SHAWNA
-I guess that's why I figured, "Who
needs friends like that?"

JIMMY
Wow, I've never thought of it that way
before, but you're right.


SHAWNA
It's like I told Debbie: "If you're
gonna go out with my friends-"

CARTMAN
All right Jimmy, when she finally shuts
her trap again, I want you to repeat
whatever she said, and then follow it
with "Wow, how insightful."


SHAWNA
"And so if you're gonna be that way,
I don't need to be your friend."

JIMMY
"if you're gonna be that way, I don't
need to be your friend." Wow, how insightful.


SHAWNA
You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.


JIMMY
Really?

SHAWNA
Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate
like you do.
Damn, you are good therapy after a sh!tty day of work....LOL....I came home in a crappy mood and read your posts on this thread and I am laughing my ass off (truth doesn't necessarily hurt all the time...it can be funny as hell every now and then)
3.2 GHz Windows XP, Live 7, Reason 4, FL Studio 7, Stylus RMX, Sytrus, Toxic III, Novation X-Station 49, Akai MPD24, EMu XK6, Roland MC-303, Gemini BPM5000 Mixer, MBox

simpleton
Posts: 913
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:44 pm
Location: Location: Location:

Post by simpleton » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:04 pm

When you're young and tender, you react in many of the lame ways that some have illustrated. Eventually(when you get old and wise enough) you simply don't give a shit and actually fantasize about them leaving. :roll:
Image
The Leveller wrote:Wow, a weird shaped dead coral with sh!t stuck to it. Proof indeed of supernatural abilities.

Pitch Black
Posts: 6451
Joined: Sat Dec 21, 2002 2:18 am
Location: Auckland New Zealand
Contact:

Post by Pitch Black » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:23 am

The morning after my GF broke up with me - we were living together - I drove out the end of my street an totalled my car in the newly-changed and badly signposted intersection that I'd had a near-miss at from the other guy's position a week before. Fortunately I was "in the right" and his insurance paid towards a new car. No-one was badly hurt but I was a bit bruised for a couple of weeks. It was the cataclysmic ending to a tempestuous 5 years on-again off-again relationship.

6 months later I met the girl who is now my Wife.

Johnisfaster
Posts: 7251
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:34 am
Contact:

Post by Johnisfaster » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:37 am

cried and then started driving for 48 hours, hopped up on unhealthy amounts of caffiene until i drove off the road asleep and woke up driving in some grass (at least I didn't die). then I got a motel for about a half hour while I jerked off and showered and then thought "I'm ready to drive again"
It was as if someone shook up a 6 foot can of blood soda and suddenly popped the top.

swpspce
Posts: 46
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2004 8:39 pm

Post by swpspce » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:47 am

12 year ralation ended last month - just got a call from an ol' school friend - he reminded of all the free lancing in the day - came onto the forum and BAM tripped onto this thread - now an totally SMILING.

thanks
:lol:
Apple PowerBook 12" 1Ghz 512mb Ram...ReMOTE 25, Live 4 beta 4, Kontakt, Reaktor

markaugust
Posts: 470
Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 11:48 am
Location: big B

Post by markaugust » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:46 am

I have this tendency to think that you meet the right persons at the rignt time in your life; may be to steam you up for the right one after that, might be just to experience what you need and in some subconscious way what you want to experience as a result of your upbringing and all it's aquardness.
In some way love would not exist without it's couterpart, making it; in this case hurt and pain. as valuable as the joy and laughter side.
Would we know one truly without the other.
I know I know; totally philsophical and not to emotionally attached to intuitiv feelings of anger and such which do appear in these situations..
but all it really is is the transition of one to the next chapter in this journey of experiences.
yin yang, you know the deal; embrace it and know it will lead you to a higher state if accepted


hallelujah

markaugust
Posts: 470
Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 11:48 am
Location: big B

Post by markaugust » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:59 am

err_eur wrote:man fuck relationships. It's one night or nothing. If you can't hook up, you can do everything yourself with your hands and some good lubrication. Its way cheaper, quicker, and easier, fuck the whole stupid mating rituals, I wanna get down to business, if I can't find a girl that isn't afraid to get right to the point, just find some porn on the internet (that IS what the internet is really for, isn't it????) and there you go. Hey, an orgasm is an orgasm....it feels the same one way or another.....plus, when it's done, you don't have all that weird neurotic crap to deal with...



I love being able to look at bomb girls and be like..."I DON'T need you to feel good, bitch, so step off........you have no power over me."
man you nailed it.
especially the "weird neurotic" part
8O

You must have the most bitter view on the world of which I ever stumbled upon on this forum; it really amazes me every time again...

Post Reply