(OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?

deckme(N)tal · Post by **deckme(N)tal** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:15 pm

How?
Share your pimpadelic Tricks...

dodgyedgy · Post by **dodgyedgy** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:18 pm

I find this works well...

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:21 pm

Walk up to her, and with the manliest voice you can pull off ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

sqook · Post by **sqook** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:26 pm

I usually just get wasted and order a hooker from craigslist..

mrruby · Post by **mrruby** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:28 pm

It's best to be direct, try-

"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:29 pm

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:31 pm

sqook wrote:I usually just get wasted and order a hooker from craigslist..

Craig's list?

Forge? You pimping?

deckme(N)tal · Post by **deckme(N)tal** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:44 pm

i usually boost the space dance moves to impress the ladies around....and give fake homemade freedrink tickets to them

glu · Post by **glu** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:51 pm

the hand in the air- when dancing, turns the ladies on...

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:03 pm

Not only the ladies...

...don't ask

stallos · Post by **stallos** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:09 pm

if you are the DJ, they normally form an orderly queue

If theres 2, pick the uglier one as she is more likely to put out more

stallos · Post by **stallos** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:11 pm

mrruby wrote:It's best to be direct, try-

"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."

thats hilarious!... I was even imagining the voice reading that one

glu · Post by **glu** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:23 pm

rbmonosylabik wrote:Not only the ladies...

...don't ask

true- look at travolta, 9 o' clock.... someone is standing there salivating!

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:30 pm

dodgyedgy wrote:I find this works well...

ive seen girls go crazy on this stuff in the clubs... it leaves me speechless.

Adonis · Post by **Adonis** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:31 pm

How do you pick up a nice girl in a club?

Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that

If you really want to get laid your best bet is to join a fundamental right wing church with ties to George Bush and get to know the pastor

(DOH!)