I need your FARTS!!!

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napalmskatterjazz
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I need your FARTS!!!

Post by napalmskatterjazz » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:44 am

Please guys, I know you guys all have unique sounding asses. So sample your fart for me! please! Thank you! I want to make a track using nothing but sampled farts and see what I can make out of it and then post the song here for everyone to listen to and laugh at. So please when you have to fart and you are working on a track, put a mic up to yer ass and let it rip while rolling.
And if we all post farts here than we can all do a song of farts and it will be really stress relieving cause it wont be serious. I havent gotten a good poot out of my arse recorded yet but I will be posting the roar soon enough. This is gonna be so funny. I wonder what it will be like once I really start working with these samples... I mean listening again and again to farts and twisting em all up into bass drums and synthtones and such... Cant wait
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Post by noisetonepause » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:57 am

The end is nigh...
Suit #1: I mean, have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?
Suit #2: No, sir, he says he does this sort of thing for fun.

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Post by noisetonepause » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:58 am

I hope.
Suit #1: I mean, have you got any insight as to why a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?
Suit #2: No, sir, he says he does this sort of thing for fun.

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Re: I need your FARTS!!!

Post by dave2 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:25 am

napalmskatterjazz wrote:Please guys, I know you guys all have unique sounding asses. So sample your fart for me! please! Thank you! I want to make a track using nothing but sampled farts and see what I can make out of it and then post the song here for everyone to listen to and laugh at. So please when you have to fart and you are working on a track, put a mic up to yer ass and let it rip while rolling.
And if we all post farts here than we can all do a song of farts and it will be really stress relieving cause it wont be serious. I havent gotten a good poot out of my arse recorded yet but I will be posting the roar soon enough. This is gonna be so funny. I wonder what it will be like once I really start working with these samples... I mean listening again and again to farts and twisting em all up into bass drums and synthtones and such... Cant wait
This reminds me of a certain recording a band friend of mine made years ago.

dave :lol:
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Post by 3dot... » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:16 am

Man you just missed it...
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Post by 3dot... » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:17 am

now seriously...
Pull my finger.... :roll:
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Post by digitalex » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:25 am

He said fart. :lol:
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Post by dango » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:38 am

wanna collab?

i posted this a while ago under my other screen name

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=

the title of the thread was for humor, i know any synth can make fart sounds, i thought of it while thinking it would be funny if moog made a "little pharty" but i wanted to see what people thought of the idea, i always wanted to do a fart track


i am still waiting to see of knotkranky was serious about having fart sounds that were recorded in a $100,000 studio in venice ca. what's up dude? share them sounds with your fart enthusiasts. lets have a fart track contest. get the abes to promote it, first and second place gets operator or sampler :)

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Post by The Phat Conductor » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:07 am

you should look up 'pukology' by otto von schirach. he's beat you to it mate...
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Post by nebulae » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:09 am

I hate to be the party pooper, but after I fart into my $2000 Neumann, how the fuck do you expect me to bring it close to my mouth to sing into? Did you think about that, fart-o-holic?!?!
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Post by dvehtch » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:45 am

plhplhplhplhplhplhplh!! there you go
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Post by PDX » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:35 am

The Phat Conductor wrote:you should look up 'pukology' by otto von schirach. he's beat you to it mate...
the album art alone makes it worth the purchase price.

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Post by freqn » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:40 am

dvehtch wrote:plhplhplhplhplhplhplh!! there you go
So that's how you spell a fart.....lifelong question.

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Post by Tone Deft » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:43 am

<silence>
There ya go...

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Post by dvehtch » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:53 am

guess I can trap one in a jar and send it to ya :D
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