I need your FARTS!!!
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I need your FARTS!!!
Please guys, I know you guys all have unique sounding asses. So sample your fart for me! please! Thank you! I want to make a track using nothing but sampled farts and see what I can make out of it and then post the song here for everyone to listen to and laugh at. So please when you have to fart and you are working on a track, put a mic up to yer ass and let it rip while rolling.
And if we all post farts here than we can all do a song of farts and it will be really stress relieving cause it wont be serious. I havent gotten a good poot out of my arse recorded yet but I will be posting the roar soon enough. This is gonna be so funny. I wonder what it will be like once I really start working with these samples... I mean listening again and again to farts and twisting em all up into bass drums and synthtones and such... Cant wait
And if we all post farts here than we can all do a song of farts and it will be really stress relieving cause it wont be serious. I havent gotten a good poot out of my arse recorded yet but I will be posting the roar soon enough. This is gonna be so funny. I wonder what it will be like once I really start working with these samples... I mean listening again and again to farts and twisting em all up into bass drums and synthtones and such... Cant wait
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Re: I need your FARTS!!!
This reminds me of a certain recording a band friend of mine made years ago.napalmskatterjazz wrote:Please guys, I know you guys all have unique sounding asses. So sample your fart for me! please! Thank you! I want to make a track using nothing but sampled farts and see what I can make out of it and then post the song here for everyone to listen to and laugh at. So please when you have to fart and you are working on a track, put a mic up to yer ass and let it rip while rolling.
And if we all post farts here than we can all do a song of farts and it will be really stress relieving cause it wont be serious. I havent gotten a good poot out of my arse recorded yet but I will be posting the roar soon enough. This is gonna be so funny. I wonder what it will be like once I really start working with these samples... I mean listening again and again to farts and twisting em all up into bass drums and synthtones and such... Cant wait
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i posted this a while ago under my other screen name
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=
the title of the thread was for humor, i know any synth can make fart sounds, i thought of it while thinking it would be funny if moog made a "little pharty" but i wanted to see what people thought of the idea, i always wanted to do a fart track
i am still waiting to see of knotkranky was serious about having fart sounds that were recorded in a $100,000 studio in venice ca. what's up dude? share them sounds with your fart enthusiasts. lets have a fart track contest. get the abes to promote it, first and second place gets operator or sampler
i posted this a while ago under my other screen name
http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... highlight=
the title of the thread was for humor, i know any synth can make fart sounds, i thought of it while thinking it would be funny if moog made a "little pharty" but i wanted to see what people thought of the idea, i always wanted to do a fart track
i am still waiting to see of knotkranky was serious about having fart sounds that were recorded in a $100,000 studio in venice ca. what's up dude? share them sounds with your fart enthusiasts. lets have a fart track contest. get the abes to promote it, first and second place gets operator or sampler
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you should look up 'pukology' by otto von schirach. he's beat you to it mate...
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