Am I gay...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:10 am

Tone Deft wrote:
forge wrote:you serious? I thought the Smiths where "the gay band"
Nope lots of songs about sex with women.

"Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail...

Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to london and i
I booked myself in at the y.w.c.a.
I said : "i like it here - can I stay ?
I like it here - can I stay ?
And do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber? "

Sad and fucking gay, dude.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:21 am

nebulae wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:
forge wrote:you serious? I thought the Smiths where "the gay band"
Nope lots of songs about sex with women.
"Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent six years on your trail...

Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to london and i
I booked myself in at the y.w.c.a.
I said : "i like it here - can I stay ?
I like it here - can I stay ?
And do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber? "

Sad and fucking gay, dude.

Jeez... lawyers are supposed to be good readers.

You don't get it.
Yeah, he's a perv, a 16 year old boy who wants to scrub women's backs at the YWCA.

Any other brilliant jabs??

Meh, decades of putting up with haters.

D K · Post by **D K** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:30 am

You are the gayest, cheapest drugs on line.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:42 am

Tone Deft wrote: Any other brilliant jabs?? Meh, decades of putting up with haters.

"Frankly Mr. Shankly since you ask, you are a flatulent pain in the arse."

He was being literal about his boyfriend, clearly named Mr. Shankly. And that's totally GAY!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:11 am

nebulae wrote:
Tone Deft wrote: Any other brilliant jabs?? Meh, decades of putting up with haters.
"Frankly Mr. Shankly since you ask, you are a flatulent pain in the arse."

He was being literal about his boyfriend, clearly named Mr. Shankly. And that's totally GAY!

Mr. Shankley is a record company representative.

You're vicar in a tutu.

I was minding my business
Lifting some lead off
The roof of the Holy Name church
It was worthwhile living a laughable life
To set my eyes on the blistering sight
Of a vicar in a tutu
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
A scanty bit of a thing
With a decorative ring
That wouldn't cover the head of a goose.

Check out the 2nd tune here:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=65101032
Morrissey Rides A Cock Horse - fucking classsic.
Cool band, Warlock Pinchers - 'The Official Sound Of Satan. Friends of mine from college, random...

leandrogonza · Post by **leandrogonza** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:04 am

My father taught me a couple great lessons in life:

"Never overreact, blaming someone else for your flatulences. If they are wise, they will find out it was you. Just get very serious about it, don't acknowledge the flatulence is the best plan to hide your guilt"

When someone is TOO obsessed with gays, and rips on gays constantly. It is normally because they are incredibly gay.

I like gays. And they seem to like me. hehehe.

really if you don't wanna be gay, just don't rip on them, that would make you GAY.

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:38 am

Tone Deft wrote:
nebulae wrote:
eyeknow wrote: truer words were never spoken.......
Being sad is totally gay.

I just got Morrissey tickets!! STOKED!! I mean, really depressed... Morrissey is probably the most ungay person on the planet, he's not happy and doesn't have a sexual preference for his own gender, or women, he keeps all that private. It's always the haters who say he's a homersexural.

Bill Maher's a fucking tool, he's always had great platforms to get his views across but he plays softball politics. The "New Rules" section of his show are a total waste of time, he's so full of himself.

I have no idea if Morrissey is gay.......couldn't care less! Not the biggest fan but what makes him gay? Isn't he still the only one who totally sold out the hollywood bowl? I don't think that's gay.....

I like your take on B.M.

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:40 am

leandrogonza wrote:My father taught me a couple great lessons in life:

"Never overreact, blaming someone else for your flatulences. If they are wise, they will find out it was you. Just get very serious about it, don't acknowledge the flatulence is the best plan to hide your guilt"

When someone is TOO obsessed with gays, and rips on gays constantly. It is normally because they are incredibly gay.

I like gays. And they seem to like me. hehehe.

really if you don't wanna be gay, just don't rip on them, that would make you GAY.

don't you know that makes you sound "gay"

?

Of course you do know that I am trying to be funny and am not accusing you of anything.........right?

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:59 pm

It's not gay unless the balls touch.

eyeknow · Post by **eyeknow** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:19 am

now THATS too much info!

Am I gay...

lesson from my father

Re: lesson from my father