The Ableton Theft Saga

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:18 pm

Every second counts... This company wants me to go down on my knees and beg for unlocking my legal copy of Live 6. Still no response on my request to delete my previous activations so that that I can use my one and only install of the software I paid money for. Welcome to the new age of greed and mistrust of the customer. Ableton forces me to use a crack while my anger rises. Don't buy Live or upgrade, because there will come a time when you will be forced on your knees too... To be continued...

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:22 pm

I nominate this post as the winner of this post

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71470

pulsoc · Post by **pulsoc** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:39 pm

This is what a crackhead would hear.

Hyperion wrote:Blah blah on my knees blah blah I paid money for blah blah crack blah blah there will come a time when you will be forced on your knees too... blah

Jus saying.

lerky · Post by **lerky** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:43 pm

my missus needed another unlock for her new system
ON SATURDAY

10 MINUTES LATER

done!

rikhyray · Post by **rikhyray** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:00 pm

Hyperion wrote:Ableton forces me to use a crack while my anger rises. Don't buy Live or upgrade, because there will come a time when you will be forced on your knees too... To be continued...

I deeply apologize in case the poster is real(though in that case he shoul look for other kind of assistance then internet forum), in any case it is the most entertaining post of the month, if not ever.
Neb, I am sorry you lost your distinguished position on this forum, you are no match.
Anyway after reading that precious insight I will definitely avoid Rotterdam and not even think about calling or mailing Ableton support.
I still remember those days/nights of getting free coupons for Mojitos and Pinacolladas from Ableton/M audio.Looks like marketing dept is focusing on new user groups, Akai and MPC will become history, with byatches on their knees and free crack surely Ableton Live will take over the hoods.
P.S. I am seriously thinking about additng to my Ableton t shirts- "...forces me to use crack while my anger rises"

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:14 pm

Grand Theft Aubleton..

ash1 · Post by **ash1** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:39 pm

its all academic ableton is on the way out

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:38 am

ash1 wrote:its all academic ableton is on the way out

didn't they just have a computer crash recently where they lost all of the code for Live 7,,?
This forum is so confusing when your using crack,, it's hard to tell what thread your in

continuous · Post by **continuous** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:21 am

pulsoc wrote:This is what a crackhead would hear.

Hyperion wrote:Blah blah on my knees blah blah I paid money for blah blah crack blah blah there will come a time when you will be forced on your knees too... blah
Jus saying.

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:48 am

This is what Jack Bauer has to say about your threats

rikhyray · Post by **rikhyray** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:55 am

Dom, Amaury! I swear I am not angry, my anger is not rising, I am happy user, didnt call support since February, please, I am getting on my knees. My anger is not rising, life is great, Live even greater, dont force me to use crack, I want my Mojito or Pinacolada, Habana Club pur even better and 2 Tequila coupons for rbmonosylabik por favor.

the ar · Post by **the ar** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:19 pm

Whenever I had unlocking problems, they were solved in half an hour.
Maximum.
Never had any issue with the customer support, slick efficiency.

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