Chat room created: L7_DONE!
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: *sigh* 
: Holy shit, what a fucking nightmare!: no doubt! I can't believe we got it out the door...: 20 betas...unbelievable!: 21: That last one doesn't count, it didn't fix shit.: Well, if we follow that logic, neither does the release!: LOL: download THIS, suckers! hahaha: hehehe...but we shouldn't laugh too hard, because they're gonna be emailing us with their bitch-ass whinying as soon as those bugs become public knowledge: good point, man. Shit, it's gonna be a long night.: why the fuck don't we ever release this shit at like 10am Berlin time? 7 releases, all of them driving all of us apeshit...you'd think they'd get a clue.: bottom of the totem pole, man, get used to it. Shit rolls downhill.: fuck that...get those asswipes in NY to deal with this shit...we have noobs on staff: with access to the credit card server?: ugh...don't get me started: speaking of which, I just got a txt alert - fucking server's down again; I'll call Christian - brb// CK has just joined L7_DONE!
: there you go again with the real creative chat room titles...good job: oh bugger off!: seriously, man, why don't you just wave a giant red flag at all the fanboys and call the channel "Hey everyone, here we are - come talk to us all about your L7 problems! We'd love to hear from you...we don't have anything better to do like sleep!!!!!!!!!!": wow, dude, chill: no shit, dude, dial down the anger...find your happy place: fuck the happy place! I need sleep! I haven't had a vacation in weeks! This release schedule was total bullshit! what do they think we are? Americans? I can't handle working 35 hours a week. August seems so long ago. I need a beach. I need sunshine. Why is it so fucking cold????!?!?: dude, you're having a total meltdown: I've had so much coffee, now my left eye twitches...The bugs...THE BUGS!!!!!!!!: do you know those fucking Americans had like the whole week off last week?: insult to injury!: yeah, they sat around and ate a hideous bird: it's called a turkey, dude...try not to sound so fucking uncultured...so what up with the credit card server?: It's like we took tips from fucking Vista on how many permutations of L7 we can sell and with what bundles. I mean come on, Ableton Marketing, the average user is NOT THAT SMART! They keep refreshing and repackaging and putting stuff in and our of their shopping carts...the mac quadra 605 just can't keep up: will someone PLEASE talk to robert and tell him we can't just keep creating server farms with his old macs? especially for credit card servers...It just ain't gonna work!: are you kidding? if that hippie had his way, he'd be running the computers on acid from lemmons and potatoes and shit: jesus, it's a miracle this company makes any money at all...just reboot that quadra...it's totally bottlenecking with all the fucking fanboys: unbelievable! what the hell was robert doing with that box before he "donated" it to our credit card system?: you don't wanna know: yes I do: he had this screensaver running on it - 
: ok, so he was high on acid, BFD, that's like every other day: no dude, he was showing it to his favorite pot plant: WTF?: seriously dude...I think he got his pot plant high on acid, had it tripping out to the quadra, and he was getting ready to roll up a joint with the buds growing off the high-on-acid hash plant: ???!???: you should have seen the look in on his face, man, he had this evil fucking grin, like MJ looking at a 10 year old boy or something....: omg, we're fucked...this company is so fucked...my stock options are gonna be worth nothing...: hahahaha, options...LOL, what a dipshit...hahahaha: STFU!!!: well, don't worry, at least you didn't exercise the options and actually put any of your own money into this sinking ship...: hehe, yeah, man you wouldn't be stupid enough to do that: bernd?: holy shit, he did: jesus, bernd, how much did you sink?: 
: my god, the stupidity!: how much?: look, gerhard was going on and on about how this was gonna be it! v7! we had industry support...people leaving Steinberg in droves...new instruments...this was the ticket: you bought it, hook, line, and siker, didn't you?: do you actually work at THIS company? what a fucking naive boyscout! geez, man get a clue!: but all the excitement about L7?: hype: the new instruments?: synthedit hacks: all the sidechaining?: they all create memory leaks that we can neither explain nor contain: the merger with Cycling '74?!?!!?: so pretty-boy Gerhard can go shopping in San Fran and have it be a tax write-off: holy shit: uh huh: this can't be happening: it just happened, you stupid motherfucker: how much did you give them: : oh god you gave them all your savings: it was a sure thing!: dipshit indeed!: if I never again see another fucking fanboy telling me how fucking great Ableton is, it'll be too fucking soon!!!!!!!: man, I soooo don't blame you...// Ableton_Rulez has just joined L7_DONE!
: Hey guys! It's Neb, from the forum! I knew I'd find you guys if I looked hard enough! Wow, so cool to see you guys! Hey, nice work on L7 - WAY TO GO! What a great release! Man, you guys rule!!! Ableton's such a fucking cool company!!!!!!!!!! BTW, a couple of the people are complaining about the credit card server being a little slow, even though we just keep hitting the refresh button over and over and over!! I mean I wish I could pay you twice for L7...god it's just so cool!!!! Woooo hooo!!!!!!! Can you guys help? // private msg from BR to DW : Killing people is legal in Texas right?
// private msg from DW to BR : omfg, I totally hope so...I'd go eat a big fat Texas steak, and then I'd buy a big fat Texas gun, and then I'd totally shoot this fucking fanboy
// private msg from BR to DW : I'd hate to leave Christian all alone
// private msg from DW to BR : meh...he's been a dick lately...I'm out
// private msg from BR to DW : werd
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CK: //mailto:bernd@ableton.com, mailto:dom@ableton.com - I hate it when you assholes do that!
: guys? anybody home?: umm, hello nebulae, thanks for reporting the problem...ummm, I'll go have a look. // BR has quit IRC
: ok cool, thanks! That's great! Ableton support is so cool! Bernd? Are you there?// GB has just joined L7_DONE!
: HELLO!: Hi! Who are you?: I am the Gerhard, of course! : Wow, HI!: Hello little boy!: umm, I'm not a little boy.: Why yes you are, your picture clearly indicates that you are. Goochie goochie gooo!: dude, it's called an avatar.: Let's sing a fun song, little boy. Weeeeeeee!: I'm 36!: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
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That was hilarious, honey. No wonder you don't get enough sleep.