We're all FUCKED

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:46 pm

Global Warming
Credit Crunches
Carbon Tax
Tsunamis
EarthQuakes
Computer Viruses
Spice Girls reunion tours
International Tarnce takeovers
Santa Rosa Chipsets

To name but a few....

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:49 pm

you left out "double dongs."

just trying to hit the "offended by porno" demographic.

.lm.

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:53 pm

Well Muff!!! I'm offended

What about double dongs in each orifice?

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:54 pm

mohler wrote:Global Warming
Credit Crunches
Carbon Tax
Tsunamis
EarthQuakes
Computer Viruses
Spice Girls reunion tours
International Tarnce takeovers
Santa Rosa Chipsets

To name but a few....

what about "running out of oil"

and new aids that makes your dick explode as soon as you put it in.

ilia · Post by **ilia** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:55 pm

mohler wrote:Well Muff!!! I'm offended

What about double dongs in each orifice?

difficult, but with some ingenuity not inconcievable!

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:56 pm

ilia wrote:
mohler wrote:Well Muff!!! I'm offended

What about double dongs in each orifice?
difficult, but with some ingenuity not inconcievable!

Well if we had any oil left it might be possible.....

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:58 pm

Johnisfaster wrote:
what about "running out of oil"

and new aids that makes your dick explode as soon as you put it in.

I'm not worried about running out of oil, that may never happen, Peak oil is the real threat right now.

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:00 pm

I'm certainly more worried about the "NEW AIDS"

Is that a PC virus or can you get in on a Mac?

I don't plug my peripherals into any PCs any more!!! (lets not turn this into a flame thread, it's just a wise crack OK!!!)

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:31 pm

If the world ended in armageddon, where there was one giant catastrophe that wiped us out, I think I'd be ok with that...

What makes me sincerely sad is that the world is slowly ending, and it's gonna be a long an painful process.

senator adam · Post by **senator adam** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:36 pm

When you watch The Terminator it all seems pretty damn cool though.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:07 pm

nebulae wrote:If the world ended in armageddon, where there was one giant catastrophe that wiped us out, I think I'd be ok with that...

What makes me sincerely sad is that the world is slowly ending, and it's gonna be a long an painful process.

Yeah, like, would you rather go by being shot in the head, or to be slowly eaten by a painful flesh eating bacteria that keeps you alive and suffering until the very last possible moment.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:10 pm

sparklepuff wrote:
nebulae wrote:If the world ended in armageddon, where there was one giant catastrophe that wiped us out, I think I'd be ok with that...

What makes me sincerely sad is that the world is slowly ending, and it's gonna be a long an painful process.
Yeah, like, would you rather go by being shot in the head, or to be slowly eaten by a painful flesh eating bacteria that keeps you alive and suffering until the very last possible moment.

hmm, when you put it that way...I'll have to think on it a bit...

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:24 pm

nebulae wrote:
sparklepuff wrote:
nebulae wrote:If the world ended in armageddon, where there was one giant catastrophe that wiped us out, I think I'd be ok with that...

What makes me sincerely sad is that the world is slowly ending, and it's gonna be a long an painful process.
Yeah, like, would you rather go by being shot in the head, or to be slowly eaten by a painful flesh eating bacteria that keeps you alive and suffering until the very last possible moment.
hmm, when you put it that way...I'll have to think on it a bit...

The world isnt ending, only the human race, the world will last much longer than us, maybe a few of us will survive and evolve into less dickish beings.....maybe not

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:33 pm

Well, well, my post modern-condition dictates to me that the world ends when my existence ends and do I give a damn about the rest of you kids that are left behind.

Or is it nihilism? I get my ism's confused most of the time.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:35 pm

mohler wrote:Well, well, my post modern-condition dictates to me that the world ends when my existence ends and do I give a damn about the rest of you kids that are left behind.

Or is it nihilism? I get my ism's confused most of the time.

Let's just test your theory. Off yourself and we'll let you know if we're still here.

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