Happy Valentine's Day

mpresev · Post by **mpresev** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:22 am

overated.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:31 am

mpresev wrote:overated.

rubber dildos are overrated? you prefer plastic?

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:35 am

maybe glass.

hehheh suckin a glass dick=)

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:37 am

dcease wrote:maybe glass.

hehheh suckin a glass dick=)

it's not funny, Beats Me's mom chipped her tooth on one. OK, it WAS funny, but still, it left her with a lisp.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:47 am

women w/o teeth give better bj's, any way. that's why i like the old folks home...

and remember, i do live in texas, lots of gummy hotties here, people seem to forget to brush their teeth during 3 wk crank fuck-a-thons...

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:41 am

forge wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:
nebulae wrote:I think hiding your balls would be the least of your concerns:
what a dick!!

his chin looks like John Kerry's.

biggest problem with that is dealing with all the women I just pleased AFTER the sex, all those feeeeeeeeelings.
+1 what a total cock

Some friends at the office were joking about how I could possibly please the 72 virgins I'd get after my next suicide mission. I showed them this picture.

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:45 am

nebulae wrote:
forge wrote:
Tone Deft wrote: what a dick!!

his chin looks like John Kerry's.

biggest problem with that is dealing with all the women I just pleased AFTER the sex, all those feeeeeeeeelings.
+1 what a total cock
Some friends at the office were joking about how I could possibly please the 72 virgins I'd get after my next suicide mission. I showed them this picture.

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:47 am

Hey Neb - just looked at your myspace personal and saw your schooling - does that mean we should be calling you Dr. Neb??

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:56 am

i second that.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:07 pm

^^ hahahahaha, sure if you like, but normally, I only ask my wife to call me that when we play our "games"

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:45 pm

dr. neb looks good in his sparkly suit, all clean and such... i haven't worn a suit in years, props for posting that, knowing what could ensue...

the ar · Post by **the ar** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:20 am

We djed at an Anti Valentine's Day Party, the other night.
You shoulda seen the people there, everybody was groping in the middle of the dancefloor.
Gotta love it.