ot... virgin mary pretzel on ebay... God cancels bid!

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ot... virgin mary pretzel on ebay... God cancels bid!

Post by knotkranky » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:42 pm

I'd buy it and then bid on eating it or not. "Save the VM pretzel" ! Way more money to be made that way.

Anyway, at least it makes the music biz look smart :wink: a drummer is selling it.

Geez, the bid has moved up $200 in 5 minutes!

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Post by nowtime » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:38 pm

This shit is for real. It's $7800 now! People are insane!

Of course, this might be the real McCoy...
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Post by b0unce » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:55 pm

The pretzel doesn't even look like her holiness ...maybe her head is apparent, with a veil hanging off it....


PLUS..couldn't you just fuckin bake a pretzel that looks like VM ?
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Post by hoffman2k » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:03 pm

Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible.

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Post by nowtime » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:14 pm

hoffman2k wrote:
Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible.

oh shit, the fucking mouse ate it!
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Post by doc holiday » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:16 pm

hey! stop trying to out bid me!

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Post by Precision » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:18 pm

I'm gonna be looking very carefully for holy relics in my breakfast cereal tomorrow.
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Post by knotkranky » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:20 pm

b0unce wrote:The pretzel doesn't even look like her holiness ...maybe her head is apparent, with a veil hanging off it....


PLUS..couldn't you just fuckin bake a pretzel that looks like VM ?
Right?

I see a whole new biz here. Remember the VM cheesebread? That went for $26,000!

wow, $7,800 in a hour. Time to get baking.

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Post by Tone Deft » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:29 pm

I rarely ebay, but could someone make a holy relic, then get 10 friends to bid on it then just wait for ONE legit bid and bail? run the price up, make a buzz?

who's in? 10 people we do this 10 times, everyone has a go.
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Post by doc holiday » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:32 pm

Tone, your actually on to something

This thing is going to be at 10K soon

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Post by knotkranky » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:40 pm

Tone Deft wrote:I rarely ebay, but could someone make a holy relic, then get 10 friends to bid on it then just wait for ONE legit bid and bail? run the price up, make a buzz?

who's in? 10 people we do this 10 times, everyone has a go.
I'm sooo in.

I've got a cum rag that has at least three holy images. Very convincing stuff.

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Post by sparklepuff » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:42 pm

knotkranky wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:I rarely ebay, but could someone make a holy relic, then get 10 friends to bid on it then just wait for ONE legit bid and bail? run the price up, make a buzz?

who's in? 10 people we do this 10 times, everyone has a go.
I'm sooo in.

I've got a cum rag that has at least three holy images. Very convincing stuff.
I'm bidding on that to win.
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Post by Tone Deft » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:45 pm

knotkranky wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:I rarely ebay, but could someone make a holy relic, then get 10 friends to bid on it then just wait for ONE legit bid and bail? run the price up, make a buzz?

who's in? 10 people we do this 10 times, everyone has a go.
I'm sooo in.

I've got a cum rag that has at least three holy images. Very convincing stuff.
just cause you saw god when you made the stains doesn't mean they look like god.

I just made a jesus relic, but flushed it. there was corn for stigmata.
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Post by knotkranky » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:53 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
knotkranky wrote:
Tone Deft wrote:I rarely ebay, but could someone make a holy relic, then get 10 friends to bid on it then just wait for ONE legit bid and bail? run the price up, make a buzz?

who's in? 10 people we do this 10 times, everyone has a go.
I'm sooo in.

I've got a cum rag that has at least three holy images. Very convincing stuff.
just cause you saw god when you made the stains doesn't mean they look like god.

I just made a jesus relic, but flushed it. there was corn for stigmata.
Nah, all I saw was jessica biel but you my friend are flushing money down the toilet!

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Post by roby » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:00 pm

i saw the crown of thorns in my Honey Nut Cheerios

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