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ot: the offending thread

Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:29 pm

alright so i'm a bit bored at the moment at work, so thought i'd start this up.

Rules:
-you cannot write in here without offending someone
-you may offend another post in this thread except mine, or
anything or anybody.

example: I bet frank zappa wrote Bobby Brown after meeting Tone Deft


edit: and anything in here is of course unpersonal or at least a bit, twats. don't take it personal either, tone

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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:48 pm

and other things you're mad about. like
Oasis sucks and people who likes wonderwall are some pussies who can lick my ####

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Post by Patch » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:53 pm

This thread is weak. You are week. You need to work harder on offending people.

:x

I KIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:54 pm

C-, thats the worst offence i've ever heard¨

WANKER


and you'r fucking from the uk, come on! Use some big words! Tits up, twat, wanker!!!

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Post by forge » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:02 pm

you are a vacuous, snotty nosed, malodourous pervert

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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:06 pm

I said OFFENDS not COMPLIMENTS! I'm honored though :)
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Post by udp » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:06 pm

forge wrote:you are a vacuous, snotty nosed, malodourous pervert
Wow, vocabulary improvement on the Abe's forum! Remember most of these guys read at the fourth grade level, Forge.
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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 pm

udp wrote:
forge wrote:you are a vacuous, snotty nosed, malodourous pervert
Wow, vocabulary improvement on the Abe's forum! Remember most of these guys read at the fourth grade level, Forge.
The title of this thread says that it got fucking offending comments. Besides i doubt we can do better than 4th graders

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Post by Patch » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:09 pm

You're not qualified to grade me.
thefool wrote:and you'r fucking from the uk
You're. Not You'r.

See me after class.

P.S - Your thread is floccinaucinihilipilificatious .

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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:13 pm

Go wank off in your dictionary. Try not to get the balls squeezed though if you got any

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Post by Patch » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:15 pm

That's not offensive. That's rude. You definitely need to work harder on offending people.

Re: your pent up aggresion... Why not go out and get drunk, then spit at a chav? I'm sure you're tough enough to deal with a Burberry clad beer boy...



...or ARE you?

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Post by udp » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:17 pm

thefool wrote:
udp wrote:
forge wrote:you are a vacuous, snotty nosed, malodourous pervert
Wow, vocabulary improvement on the Abe's forum! Remember most of these guys read at the fourth grade level, Forge.
The title of this thread says that it got fucking offending comments. Besides i doubt we can do better than 4th graders
You may be right about that.
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Post by udp » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:18 pm

Patch wrote:You're not qualified to grade me.
thefool wrote:and you'r fucking from the uk
You're. Not You'r.

See me after class.

P.S - Your thread is floccinaucinihilipilificatious .
Brilliant!!!
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Post by forge » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:18 pm

this thread is not fit to shove its scabby, diseased, mucous encrusted member into the rotting, pus dripping, magotty, scag hag's orifice full of fermenting effluvia that is this forum

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Post by thefool » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:23 pm

Patch wrote:That's not offensive. That's rude. You definitely need to work harder on offending people.
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Its my thread i can be rude if i want to wanker
Re: your pent up aggresion... Why not go out and get drunk, then spit at a chav? I'm sure you're tough enough to deal with a Burberry clad beer boy...
I don't fucking build up aggresion mr uk snot
You may be right about that.
OF COURSE I'M FUCKING RIGHT 8O
this thread is not fit to shove its scabby, diseased, mucous encrusted member into the rotting, pus dripping, magotty, scag hag's orifice full of fermenting effluvia that is this forum
Brilliant! This comment was so full of bad words i can barely read it. Impressive, forge :D
you'll get an F.

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