Yo moma so fat!

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Geebag
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Yo moma so fat!

Post by Geebag » Thu May 08, 2008 10:22 pm

I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

Keep it going....

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Post by beats me » Thu May 08, 2008 10:33 pm

...she's endorsed by Moog.

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Post by chalkline » Thu May 08, 2008 10:52 pm

so she is really sqealchy

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Post by b0unce » Thu May 08, 2008 10:55 pm

yo momma so fat she died of heart disease, she was also half-blind due to the type II diabetes she had before she kicked the (KFC) bucket, and she had to use a crutch to kick it seeing as both her feet were amputated...also due to the type II diabetes, YO!
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Post by foogermooger » Thu May 08, 2008 11:32 pm

Her belt size is universal

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Post by torrentexpress » Thu May 08, 2008 11:41 pm

b0unce wrote:yo momma so fat she died of heart disease, she was also half-blind due to the type II diabetes she had before she kicked the (KFC) bucket, and she had to use a crutch to kick it seeing as both her feet were amputated...also due to the type II diabetes, YO!
That was actually kinda sad lol

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Post by Lo-Key Fu » Fri May 09, 2008 1:11 am

Yo Momma's glasses are so big that if she looks into a map she can see people waving at her.

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Post by t1mp » Fri May 09, 2008 4:43 am

Yo momma so fat she stepped off the curb and crushed a Gamecube, when she walked away there was 4 gameboys, where the gamecube was. Cuz she is fat, and her feet have reproductive qualities. Actualkly Yo momma is just weird.

Lo-Key Fu
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Post by Lo-Key Fu » Fri May 09, 2008 4:47 am

Yo Momma's got wooden breasts and laminated teeth.

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Post by jamester » Fri May 09, 2008 5:00 am

Yo mama fell in love, and broke it.
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Post by roby » Fri May 09, 2008 6:42 am

yo momma so fat when she wears her x-file t-shirt helicopters land on her

yo momma so fat she wears a vcr for a pager

yo momma so fat she goes around the world in 30 minutes

extra bonus: yo momma so ugly her shadow quit

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Post by roby » Fri May 09, 2008 6:44 am

yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "to be continue.."

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Post by logic_user99 » Fri May 09, 2008 8:01 am

yo momma is so fat that when she enters a room she gets to sit next to everybody.

yo momma is so fat that she has her own gravitational field.

yo momma is so fat that her waistline registered for diplomatic immunity.
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Post by Sibanger » Fri May 09, 2008 8:36 am

yo momma is so fat, she pumps out wicked bass lines!


Yo momma is so fat, every time she lies down on the beach, people push her back into the water and try to make her swim back out to sea.


yo momma is so fat, when she had liposuction, the price of soap went down....a lot.

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