Yo moma so fat!

latenitepro · Post by **latenitepro** » Sat May 10, 2008 12:46 am

her tub got gutters installed

the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs

she cut her finger an gravy poured out

she use a mattress for a tampon

she irons her dress on the driveway

she dont ride on the bus, she rides ON the bus

last time she came out the house in a red dress all the kids got excited cause they thoght she was the kool aid man

she came out the house in a yellow dress early in the mornin an all the kids tried to get on her to go to school

she went to the circus one time an they threw peanuts at her

if she ever sat cross legged the whole planet would fall in her

before i took her to the all you could eat buffet i had to get an estimate. when we got there she pulled a chair right up to the bar

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:24 am

annadyne wrote:You guys posting these remarks are such lame sexist pigs,
your mommas are gonna get smart and have post-natal abortions.

Hope you all find out in the next life how crummy it can be to have to hear stuff like this if you're a woman. It's shameful, not funny, and makes you sound like complete idiots.

As males you simply have NO idea of how women are still considered 2nd class citizens. It isn't always obvious but it's a constant truth. We don't even have equal pay guaranteed by the law in the workplace. While you think this is funny, 'little jokes' like these just re-enforce the situation however subtly.

Then the next thing some of you will say is it's just a joke... annadyne has no sense of humor... but a lot of these 'little' degrading remarks add up. I hear it in the workplace, on the street, in the media and now on my favorite forum. Sigh.

Thanks for making this place a bit sour after a hard day of work. Goodbye for a while.

Elizabeth.

sexist ? do you know what the word means ?
21st century neo-liberal feminism... in the west. What a fucking nightmare.

all the discussions you must have seen on your favourite forum since joining in 2002...and it's 'yo momma' jokes you take issue with.

roby · Post by **roby** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:16 am

dcease wrote:annadyke's momma is soooo big

i think she definitely has a chip on her shoulder. i really do not see her point against yo momma jokes.

BUT to call her names like that is really uncalled for and tasteless.

can we all get along!!!?

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sun May 11, 2008 3:54 am

raby's mom is so fat, she measures her cookies in terabytes.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:19 am

One day I hope to live my life like this...seriously

yo momma

taken from the smash hit of '07

THROW SOME D'S by Rich Boy, rap phenom from Alabama!

Zone 4
Get money
New money
It's what you been waiting on

[Chorus: x2]
Rich Boy sellin' crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac

Rich Boy sellin' crack fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack just bought a Cadillac
Took it to the chop shop
Got the damn top dropped two colored flip flopped
Candy red lollipop
There's hoes in the parking lot
But i still got my glock cocked
New money motherfucker don't you see the big knot
Don't you see the big chain
Don't you see the big rims
Wonder who they hatin' on lately
Baby it's him candy paint,
Gator skin seats call me Dun Dee
pope in your hood I'm the one that you wanna be
Haters wish they could feel the wood in my '83
Ridin' with no tint so the motherfuckers know it's me

Rich Boy sellin' crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac

Hit the block on some new 10 thousand dollar wheels
Can't explain how I feel,
Toucha gator on my wheel
Got peanut butter ice cream
Petter pan seats just gotta
Fresh cut
Now we looking for them freaks
Take a bad yella bitch
Make her drop them draws
Imma show you how to ball
Middle finger to the law so fuck them
Niggas tell em' what they wanna do?
Hating on a player 'cause my 'lac skated 22's.
When I pull up imma park right at the front door lean
In my cup got purp in my blunt.
Imma real pimp bitch I ain't playin' like a trick
Just bought a new 'Lac bout to put them
Thangs on that bitch!!!!!

here's the link to the video

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ... id=6901007

roby · Post by **roby** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:27 am

dcease wrote:raby's mom is so fat, she measures her cookies in terabytes.

cute

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:07 am

gAH, alright I just HAVE to get this one out of my system, then...

Intro:

Yo man, you gotta be... you know
You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that?
Yo bro-shot
Yeah, word up bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin knowledge
and writin good stuff
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it?
You know what I'm sayin?
Oh, you talking about.. kick some, uh, knowledge...
Yeah, well you do that like right now
... and some wisdom for the people
What's up with that?
OK, I got it

(brothers and sisters)

Verse One: Booty Brown

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:44 am

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:08 am

dphouse84 · Post by **dphouse84** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:48 pm

yo momma's so fat your daddy wouldnt fuck her with the garbage man's dick and the driver pushing

Action Jackson · Post by **Action Jackson** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:03 am

Yo momma's so fat, they need a space rocket to feed her! She's so fat, they need an oil rig and a 10000 ft. drill to help her poop (estimate, not a proven fact, since they're still looking for the drill that disappeared in her ass)! She's also the only thing higher than Mt. Everest and the only living thing that can be seen from outer space without any equipment! Not only that, now that she's even fatter, she's been officially given the status of the sixth continent! And did you know what caused the 2004 zunami? It was yo momma picking her nose while sleeping! Hurricane Katrina was her fart (soundless) and it is a well known fact that only one of her farts has enough energy to meet the electricity needs of the whole world x 12! It is estimated that 24 568 explorers have disappeared in her cunt and quite possibly there are 460 820 400 unknown species in there too! NASA estimates that yo momma is so fat that if she moves, the earth will be swung away from it's orbit and towards the sun, which yo momma is planning on having as breakfast!

Mr Man · Post by **Mr Man** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:06 am

annadyne wrote:You guys posting these remarks are such lame sexist pigs,
your mommas are gonna get smart and have post-natal abortions.

Hope you all find out in the next life how crummy it can be to have to hear stuff like this if you're a woman. It's shameful, not funny, and makes you sound like complete idiots.

As males you simply have NO idea of how women are still considered 2nd class citizens. It isn't always obvious but it's a constant truth. We don't even have equal pay guaranteed by the law in the workplace. While you think this is funny, 'little jokes' like these just re-enforce the situation however subtly.

Then the next thing some of you will say is it's just a joke... annadyne has no sense of humor... but a lot of these 'little' degrading remarks add up. I hear it in the workplace, on the street, in the media and now on my favorite forum. Sigh.

Thanks for making this place a bit sour after a hard day of work. Goodbye for a while.

Elizabeth.

Fucksake.