I don't think God can help much here.

Cyberstar · Post by **Cyberstar** » Tue May 20, 2008 6:59 pm

blaugruen7 · Post by **blaugruen7** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:10 pm

incest ... is a game ... the whole family .... can play.

Sleep Tyght · Post by **Sleep Tyght** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:38 pm

Did someone say West Virginia?

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:43 pm

I'm calling total bullshit on this one, but I love it anyways. The "...this is tearing me apart" bit is the real kicker. I'm sure it is! Get some lube!

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:03 pm

Dude, I've taken a full dose of all sorts of pills but I've never been that fucked up that I didn't realize it when my 16 year old son tried to anal rape me.

I mean, I always knew he was there. I'd just tell him to go away or to "bug" his sister.

D K · Post by **D K** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:13 pm

sounds like the kid has a future in the clergy.
praise gawd!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:19 pm

In Texas, we call this the ol' fuck-mama-up-the-ass-while-she's-knocked-out-on-sleeping-pills trick. And remember, it's not really sex if it's up the bum.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:38 pm

Oh yeah, you showed me that game when we were in Anaheim. Good times!

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:39 pm

ever play Swedish rodeo?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:41 pm

Tone Deft wrote:ever play Swedish rodeo?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... dish+Rodeo

My best time was 8.4 seconds. She was large and bucked well.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:04 pm

nebulae wrote:In Texas, we call this the ol' fuck-mama-up-the-ass-while-she's-knocked-out-on-sleeping-pills trick. And remember, it's not really sex if it's up the bum.

And hot on the heals of that quote would be "You Can't Rape The Willing!"

Still, if this had been about a sister and her brother secretly pumping her bung hole, THEN we'd have ourselves the makings of a hot Friday night! WooHoo!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:07 pm

landrvr1 wrote:
nebulae wrote:In Texas, we call this the ol' fuck-mama-up-the-ass-while-she's-knocked-out-on-sleeping-pills trick. And remember, it's not really sex if it's up the bum.

And hot on the heals of that quote would be "You Can't Rape The Willing!"

Still, if this had been about a sister and her brother secretly pumping her bung hole, THEN we'd have ourselves the makings of a hot Friday night! WooHoo!

ewww, gross...that's only in Alabama...we have standards in the Lone Star...

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:10 pm

nebulae wrote:
landrvr1 wrote:
nebulae wrote:In Texas, we call this the ol' fuck-mama-up-the-ass-while-she's-knocked-out-on-sleeping-pills trick. And remember, it's not really sex if it's up the bum.

And hot on the heals of that quote would be "You Can't Rape The Willing!"

Still, if this had been about a sister and her brother secretly pumping her bung hole, THEN we'd have ourselves the makings of a hot Friday night! WooHoo!
ewww, gross...that's only in Alabama...we have standards in the Lone Star...

apparently your wife doesn't adhere to such standards.
poor girl, took one for the team.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:11 pm

Tone Deft wrote: apparently your wife doesn't adhere to such standards.
poor girl, took one for the team.

You should've seen how many sleeping pills it took...