New Zealand, Auckland: Girls?

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BASSbüro
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New Zealand, Auckland: Girls?

Post by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:15 pm

i'm goin' 4 months to auckland next year. how are the girls there?:)
regards,
thom

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Post by Robert Henke » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:19 pm

Similar to the boys, but also different somehow.
Usually they have a head, a nose, two ears and two arms and legs.
Some are older others are younger.
While some of them are walking, others drive a car.

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Post by 3dot... » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:21 pm

their peepee is weird.....
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Post by Angstrom » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm

the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.

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Post by Crash » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm

Ain't they in the majority there? Better watch your words if you don't wanna burn on a stake. ;)

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Post by the ar » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm

ahah
Loved the reples. :D

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Post by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:55 pm

sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all.... :wink:
regards,
thom

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Post by ollyb303 » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:02 pm

The girls in New Zealand are absolutely cracking!!!

But none of them will sleep with Swiss men.
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Post by glitchrock-buddha » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:06 pm

Awesome. And they love spoken accents.

Examples of opening lines that were very successful for me in bars in Auckland:
"Hey, do you know where the bathrooms are in here?"
"Hey, do you know what time this place closes?"
"Hey, what's the name of this bar we're in?"

-All resulted in "Ooooh, where are you from??!!!!..." etc etc etc.
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BASSbüro
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Post by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:08 pm

@ollyb303: damn...

@ glitchrock-buddha: nice one....
regards,
thom

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Post by sweetjesus » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:20 pm

my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.

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Post by Atomikat » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:26 pm

sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard? :D

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Post by Baron von Case » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:31 pm

Angstrom wrote:the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.
hahahaha
BASSbüro wrote:sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all.... :wink:
Yes, the cool people come on to an internet message forum for girl advice. 8)
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Post by sweetjesus » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:57 pm

Atomikat wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard? :D
a bodyguard wearing a helmet of course..

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Post by djsynchro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:52 pm

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in New Zealand?
A: A tourist.

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