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New Zealand, Auckland: Girls?
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:15 pm
by BASSbüro
i'm goin' 4 months to auckland next year. how are the girls there?:)
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:19 pm
by Robert Henke
Similar to the boys, but also different somehow.
Usually they have a head, a nose, two ears and two arms and legs.
Some are older others are younger.
While some of them are walking, others drive a car.
R.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:21 pm
by 3dot...
their peepee is weird.....
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm
by Angstrom
the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm
by Crash
Ain't they in the majority there? Better watch your words if you don't wanna burn on a stake.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm
by the ar
ahah
Loved the reples.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:55 pm
by BASSbüro
sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all....
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:02 pm
by ollyb303
The girls in New Zealand are absolutely cracking!!!
But none of them will sleep with Swiss men.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:06 pm
by glitchrock-buddha
Awesome. And they love spoken accents.
Examples of opening lines that were very successful for me in bars in Auckland:
"Hey, do you know where the bathrooms are in here?"
"Hey, do you know what time this place closes?"
"Hey, what's the name of this bar we're in?"
-All resulted in "Ooooh, where are you from??!!!!..." etc etc etc.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:08 pm
by BASSbüro
@ollyb303: damn...
@ glitchrock-buddha: nice one....
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:20 pm
by sweetjesus
my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:26 pm
by Atomikat
sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard?
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:31 pm
by Baron von Case
Angstrom wrote:the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.
hahahaha
BASSbüro wrote:sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all....
Yes, the cool people come on to an internet message forum for girl advice.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:57 pm
by sweetjesus
Atomikat wrote:sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard?
a bodyguard wearing a helmet of course..
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:52 pm
by djsynchro
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in New Zealand?
A: A tourist.