The main difference between europe and the usa.

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stapum
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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by stapum » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:56 pm

the truth is, most americans are dumb! not all of them but most! :mrgreen:

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:16 pm

stapum wrote:the truth is, most americans are dumb! not all of them but most! :mrgreen:

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by evaodland » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:16 pm

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by simpleton » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:47 pm

One huge difference is that Europe doesn't have smokin' hawt Colombian women.
ps- don't get distracted by the bullet holes on the armoire.
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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by Styles Bitchly » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:24 pm

Most Americans bathe and groom frequently and really smell quite nice. Europeans on the other hand prefer the "au natural" musky smell and therefore generally don't worry about bathing frequently...they prefer to sip Espresso or admire their gardens....we Yanks refer to this simply as "B.O.". I once knew a German guy who wore a tweed sport coat everywhere...when he took it off, he'd stand it up in the corner. :lol:

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by Donnie » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:39 pm

Americans call Europeans - Europeans
Europeans call Americans - Yanks

I don't know why, but I find it absolutely hilarious.

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by Styles Bitchly » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:30 am

Donnie wrote:Americans call Europeans - Europeans
Europeans call Americans - Yanks

I don't know why, but I find it absolutely hilarious.
Actually, we call 'em "Uroids" down in these parts. :D

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by stapum » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:37 am

Europeans call americans lumberjacks and rednecks! :mrgreen:

not to mention overweight country! everyone is fat!

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by crumhorn » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:57 am

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by Styles Bitchly » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:18 am

stapum wrote:Europeans call americans lumberjacks and rednecks! :mrgreen:

not to mention overweight country! everyone is fat!
How about "hillbillies"? I hear that one all the time.

Having said that...after any of your Euro-buddies get their wad off and their shits and giggles by calling Americans "fat asses"....make sure you remind them of how we saved their lazy socialist-government-handout slurping ancestors from tyranny and enlightened despots....on more than one occasion. :lol:

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by crumhorn » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:53 pm

"The banjo is the perfect instrument for the antisocial."

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by simpleton » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:38 pm

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by theoriva » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:42 pm

History?....

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by stapum » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:17 pm

Europeans invented/planted Americans!

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Re: The main difference between europe and the usa.

Post by stapum » Tue May 21, 2013 3:38 pm

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you just don't get it! do you?! :mrgreen:

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