Why Americans don't like European football

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:19 pm

^ no time for strategy LSZ... gotta keep movin...

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*half time*

"lets all have a bit of orange"
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:20 pm

oh and don't worry dum... you don't have to catch the ball.

YOU... get to be running back

:lol:
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:32 pm

When you get done with that...

We've got some 90 mile (145-ish kilometers) an hour fast balls all lined up for you.
Don't bother wearing a helmet. Those are for sissies :wink:
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by Sage » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:38 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
dum wrote:Rugby didn't catch on stateside because [a] there's very little stoppage time, meaning you can't be lazy or fat to be of any use to the team you're not coated in padding so you have to play with skill or take the hard knocks


look at the states other national sport, baseball. Another lazy fucks sport with more time spent standing around than participating in the game.


seeing a pattern here...



Indeed.

Rugby = mongoloids running about trying their level best to move the pretty ball down the field before crafts hour at the Home.

Football/baseball = strategy


Rugby = Strategy, just don't need to stand around for hours deciding what to do like in American football.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:50 pm

Sage delivers the truth. Now with added sugar for the American market.

:P
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:57 pm

I just got off the phone with the High School football coach. He's got that running back position all lined up for you...
I told him the pants might be too little for you, but he says he's got a hookup with the peewee leagues so your little uniform shouldn't be a problem. Oh and don't worry, no pads for the tough guy :wink: cheaper anyway... those things are expensive.

They have ice-cream after the games, but I told him you need fat free frozen yogurt. He called you a little bitch but said that its doable.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:02 pm

.....all righty then.

I just talked to some pretend guy, and asked him some pretend questions, and he gave me some pretend answers, and now I'm pretending to be remotely interested in pretend related stories that are presumably supposed to be funny.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:03 pm

Hmm. I've a feeling that mascot duty might be more in line for dum.

You can do and say pretty much anything you want, no one knows who you are, and you can be completely naked inside.

:P

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:05 pm

Mascot's are in a way, imposters...actors.

So I'd say it's career choice more suited to yourself

:P
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:07 pm

^ no, no, thats perfect for the dum.

He can change heads all the time too. Just like on the forum.
dum wrote:american handegg & baseball. National sports played by what is supposed to be society's young & fit. Yet they are games for lazy fat fucks.
^ This is STILL funny.

:lol:

i bet you don't weigh a buck 50 soaking wet...
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:09 pm

Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.

:roll:

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:12 pm

heh...I saw your edit.

What's up with that ? Taking the forum drama a little too seriously (as per usual)

Anyways, all of these ad hominems don't change the facts at hand re: american sports.


Dull, stoppage ridden games for lazy, stupid fat fucks.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:17 pm

...says the Leprechaun.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:17 pm

dum wrote:Mascot's are in a way, imposters...actors.

So I'd say it's career choice more suited to yourself

:P

lol.

Funny you should say that. I'm wearing this now.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by beats me » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:31 pm

Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?

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