Why Americans don't like European football

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by funky shit » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:00 pm

beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?
oh sweet baby jesus yes.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by beats me » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:05 pm

funky shit wrote:
beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?
oh sweet baby jesus yes.
OK, so then can we all at least bond over the fact globally these athletes are getting paid stupid amounts of money that alone would justify alien life forms blowing our planet to bits?

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:13 pm

I'll agree to that.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by beats me » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:17 pm

I think the alien review would go something like this:

"We've reviewed your planet's struggles and citizens and came across this. You compensate these humans what to do what, again? Choose your next words wisely."

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by funky shit » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:18 pm

naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by beats me » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:23 pm

funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
But you aren't. So you should be.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by funky shit » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:31 pm

beats me wrote:
funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
But you aren't. So you should be.
done :lol:
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by Sage » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:17 pm

H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.

:roll:

little man
I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.

And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:07 pm

Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size
no shit,
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:

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a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:19 pm

Sage wrote:
H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.

:roll:

little man
I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.

And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.
that wasn't directed at you. it was for the little man with the inferiority (Napoleon) complex.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by stringtapper » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:23 pm

dum wrote:
Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size
no shit,
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:

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a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.
Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:27 pm

spermcrapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.
kool

Although I can't say I was all that enthused when typing it.
Perhaps one exclamation mark is one too many ?
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:29 pm

stringtapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.

lol. Indeed. A lot of talk of clasping and hand holding and tackling and tickling and legs and ankles tiny and Man-Boy....

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by outershpongolia » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:59 pm

just admit it, that lil guy makes you hard
dum wrote:check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:04 am

I'm jerking off right now. I'm typing this with a wooden stick I'm holding between my teeth.
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