Why Americans don't like European football

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:30 pm

plantaginate wrote:oh jesus christ.
people are actually debating whether the yanks like football?

fuck 'em.

for real.

fuck.

them.
We have to blame ourselves for accepting their rubbish. The last decade Europe has been so Americanized. Terrible.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:34 pm

And no its not all rubbish. Tonight there's a Coen brother movie on our national tv. (Hudsucker Proxy)

Havent seen it yet but am pretty sure it will be a good movie.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:35 pm

plantaginate wrote:oh jesus christ.
people are actually debating whether the yanks like football?

fuck 'em.

for real.

fuck.

them.

lol. You've been pretty mellow over the last month or so but BAM! Welcome back!
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:39 pm

derzai wrote:
plantaginate wrote:oh jesus christ.
people are actually debating whether the yanks like football?

fuck 'em.

for real.

fuck.

them.
We have to thank the Yanks for saving our culture and society. The last 50 years has finally seen Europe begin to truly blossom. Fantastic.
fxd.
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dhilsabeck » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:41 pm

derzai wrote: We have to blame ourselves for accepting their rubbish. The last decade Europe has been so Americanized. Terrible.
derzai wrote:And no its not all rubbish. Tonight there's a Coen brother movie on our national tv. (Hudsucker Proxy)

Havent seen it yet but am pretty sure it will be a good movie.

Hypocrite

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:47 pm

plantaginate wrote:
beats me wrote:
funky shit wrote:fuck off..
football is the greatest sport in the world.. it is currently full of fags yes i agree but it is still awesome.
american football is nearly as boring as softsynths (yes i went there)
and gtfo calling it soccer.. american football shouldn't even be called "football"
more like american hand egg
For me the main problem with american handegg is that for every 10 seconds of play there's 5 minutes or replay footage, player analysis, historical references, commercials, and enough general chatter to make even a woman go "do you ever shut up?". You could probably film and edit an hour long stop motion clamation movie in a shorter period of time.

But I still say it's the lack of point making that kills european football for americans. There's more points scored in a single basketball game than the collective global score of an entire european football season.


Thank GOD American GIs fucked all of our women during and after WWII. If it weren't for that injection (literally) of new DNA into our gene pool, we'd be even bigger buck toothed, pencil dicked, hairy knucked, pinheaded, inbred freaks than we are now.
fixie wixie.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:51 pm

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**thanks God above that nothing was being chewed or sipped while reading this**
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:51 pm

derzai wrote: Hudsucker Proxy

It's nonsensical, esoteric, pseudo-ethereal rubbish. Worst. Coen. Movie. By. Far.

In other words, it's should go over BIG in your part of the world. :P
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:10 pm

dhilsabeck wrote:Hypocrite
Rubbish.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:11 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
derzai wrote: Hudsucker Proxy

It's nonsensical, esoteric, pseudo-ethereal rubbish. Worst. Coen. Movie. By. Far.

In other words, it's should go over BIG in your part of the world. :P
Havent seen it yet.

Shrug.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by dum » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:13 pm

Burn After Viewing = worst cohen brothers movie ever. without question.
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by H20nly » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:15 pm

Burn After Reading was great though!!
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:17 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
derzai wrote:
plantaginate wrote:oh jesus christ.
people are actually debating whether the yanks like football?

fuck 'em.

for real.

fuck.

them.
We have to thank the Yanks for saving our culture and society. The last 50 years has finally seen Europe begin to truly blossom. Fantastic.
fxd.
Factually it were the Russian that have beaten the Third Reich.

Allied Forces were waiting, and then invaded Normandie cause otherwise the Kommies would have taken over Berlin and the rest of Europe.

Then again, seems like there are neo konservative forces in the US that would like to restore the situation as it was as before 1915.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by beats me » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:25 pm

Europe is the #1 source of prolonging the careers of American garbage that America attempted to put the death nail in a long time ago. So you really need to chump up in your town meetings and take some responsibility.

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Re: Why Americans don't like European football

Post by derzai » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:27 pm

beats me wrote:Europe is the #1 source of prolonging the careers of American garbage that America attempted to put the death nail in a long time ago. So you really need to chump up in your town meetings and take some responsibility.
Well I would like to invite you to visit my country and have a look and decide for yourself.

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