bitches = die

Discussion of anything not related to audio or music production
stringtapper
Posts: 6272
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:21 pm

Re: bitches = die

Post by stringtapper » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:38 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:This is what many of you should aspire to:

Image

He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.

What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.
Just so we're clear, you're saying he does in fact have a tiny cock and no balls but he just isn't trying to make up for it by buying a motorcycle?
Unsound Designer

LoopStationZebra
Posts: 10586
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:41 pm

stringtapper wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:This is what many of you should aspire to:

Image

He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.

What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.
Just so we're clear, you're saying he does in fact have a tiny cock and no balls but he just isn't trying to make up for it by buying a motorcycle?

lol. That would be a 'no sirs' on both running out to buy the cycle and 'no sirs' on a tiny cock and balls. As well as a 'no sirs' on combining the 2 because of some woman. :lol:
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

kb420
Posts: 2740
Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:35 am
Location: Cydonia on the 4th Planet

Re: bitches = die

Post by kb420 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:43 pm

He looks like he just caught his girl gettin' gangbanged by a biker club!!!!!!
H20nly wrote:fuck Bitwig.

LoopStationZebra
Posts: 10586
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:54 pm

no.

It's the look of a man who's about to bang a new girl whilst still having the smell of the old one on his Johnson.

In other words, a Real Man. :lol:
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

LoopStationZebra
Posts: 10586
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:59 pm

I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

ill-legal?
Posts: 28
Joined: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:19 pm
Location: Phompton
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by ill-legal? » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:06 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:The image of some of you....blubbering like mad as you fly down the road at 170mph on your crotch rockets....has me laughing right now uncontrollably.


:lol:
No blubbering, and no need to compensate...just the joy of coming to the realization that now all of my disposable income could be spent on ME, MYSELF, and I instead of some ungrateful bitch. Which translated to, "this would be an excellent time to go buy a new toy."

beats me
Posts: 23319
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:39 pm

Re: bitches = die

Post by beats me » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:18 pm

This guy was deep in thought about his recent ex when this happened.

Image

leedsquietman
Posts: 6659
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:56 am
Location: greater toronto area

Re: bitches = die

Post by leedsquietman » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:05 pm

Don't like Grolsch = beer lightweight.

One of der Nederlanden's finest exports (but even better is Oranjeboom) ... and not loaded up with chemical additives unlike many big American breweries and indeed, Newcastle Brown Ale.

Grolsch wheat beer is nice. Although the Belgian Hoegaarden is especially nice.
http://soundcloud.com/umbriel-rising http://www.myspace.com/leedsquietmandemos Live 7.0.18 SUITE, Cubase 5.5.2], Soundforge 9, Dell XPS M1530, 2.2 Ghz C2D, 4GB, Vista Ult SP2, legit plugins a plenty, Alesis IO14.

malutki
Posts: 341
Joined: Mon May 11, 2009 9:12 pm
Location: Near The Lake, Germany
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by malutki » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote: When I couldn't get it up.
For the sixth time that afternoon.

It failed on you six times in one day?
No wonder you come here to be the über-macho....

well at least you have a sense of humour :D
I'm going home

LoopStationZebra
Posts: 10586
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:57 pm
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 pm

malutki wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote: When I couldn't get it up.
For the sixth time that afternoon.

It failed on you six times in one day?
No wonder you come here to be the über-macho....

well at least you have a sense of humour :D
:lol:
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

timothyallan
Posts: 5788
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:05 pm
Location: Melbourne Australia
Contact:

Re: bitches = die

Post by timothyallan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:07 am


Watch that trailer, and then watch this spoof of it. So good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=eipq4zAVRGI

Post Reply