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kb420 wrote:One of my fellow Union members jumped off a bridge and killed himself a few months ago.

To me, that's not really something to joke about, but you guys didn't know that.

Carry on!!!

who's joking ?

LoopStationZebra wrote:Yesterday I had a fine pint of Newcastle take a header off my porch railing. It was horrible.

oh, there we go.

LoopStationZebra wrote:Yesterday I had a fine pint of Brown Ale take a header off my porch railing. It was horrible.

Fixed

dum wrote:

funky shit wrote:makes a lot of noise........ does he make a sound?

probably one of the simplest & most well known philosophical questions out there... and yet you managed to arse it up.

kudos.

i really did
cba edit it.

kb420 wrote:

ethios4 wrote:So much more to life than some cheating ho bag. Go get some exercise!

That's so true.

Go grab one of these:





It's better than a new girlfriend.

Remember, a new bike can always get you a new girlfriend, but a new girlfriend won't necessarily get you a new bike.

I like your style, bro. I used this approach a few years ago and definitely enjoyed my new R6 more than my ex. And it also got me a few really good bj's, too.

ill-legal? wrote:I like your style, bro. I used this approach a few years ago and definitely enjoyed my new R6 more than my ex. And it also got me a few really good bj's, too.

I have a 97 YZF 600R. I bought it brand new. Work has been tight in my Union for a while now and I haven't worked much, but once I get back at it like normal, that's what I'm going to get. I told myself I would stop drinking and partying completely. All I want to do is ride, and that's what I want.

A 2010 GSXR 1000 with Acrapovic exhaust.










180 horses at the wheel. Kick ass bike!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K3fI4EUugA

Here's mine

1760 CC's of pussy magnet goodness!

This was my key to getting over a dumb slut...



Sold her about 4 months ago...saving up for a Ducati 848.

That R6 looks sweet.

Now you're going for the Ducati. Nice!!!!!

This is what many of you should aspire to:



He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.

What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.

I loved that bike…I bought it back in December of ’07 with only 1500 miles on it, it was a 2003 model. You can’t see it in the pic, but it had a color-matched blue Micron high-mount exhaust on it, that bike was so clean man. Sometimes I regret selling it, but I needed the money and I know eventually I’ll get another bike.

LoopStationZebra wrote:This is what many of you should aspire to:



He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.

What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.

you crack me up man !

The image of some of you....blubbering like mad as you fly down the road at 170mph on your crotch rockets....has me laughing right now uncontrollably.

This scene might bring a tear to my eye. If I didn't fucking hate Grolsch, of course. Still, beer is beer and I might get at least a bit choked up.

This is me:



When I discovered I couldn't get it up.



For the sixth time that afternoon.

LoopStationZebra wrote:The image of some of you....blubbering like mad as you fly down the road at 170mph on your crotch rockets....has me laughing right now uncontrollably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Z1mDsr2YE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sdz-0NWfoc