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Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:38 pm
by stringtapper
LoopStationZebra wrote:This is what many of you should aspire to:
He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.
What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.
Just so we're clear, you're saying he does in fact have a tiny cock and no balls but he just isn't trying to make up for it by buying a motorcycle?
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:41 pm
by LoopStationZebra
stringtapper wrote:LoopStationZebra wrote:This is what many of you should aspire to:
He's just had a relationship end. Is he whining? No sirs. Is he crying? No sirs. Is he running out to buy some motorcycle to make up for the fact that he has a tiny cock and no balls? No sirs.
What he is doing, however, is immediately scoping out a fine new piece of tail just across the way there.
Just so we're clear, you're saying he does in fact have a tiny cock and no balls but he just isn't trying to make up for it by buying a motorcycle?
lol. That would be a 'no sirs' on both running out to buy the cycle and 'no sirs' on a tiny cock and balls. As well as a 'no sirs' on combining the 2 because of some woman.
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:43 pm
by kb420
He looks like he just caught his girl gettin' gangbanged by a biker club!!!!!!
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:54 pm
by LoopStationZebra
no.
It's the look of a man who's about to bang a new girl whilst still having the smell of the old one on his Johnson.
In other words, a Real Man.
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:59 pm
by LoopStationZebra
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:06 pm
by ill-legal?
LoopStationZebra wrote:The image of some of you....blubbering like mad as you fly down the road at 170mph on your crotch rockets....has me laughing right now uncontrollably.
No blubbering, and no need to compensate...just the joy of coming to the realization that now all of my disposable income could be spent on ME, MYSELF, and I instead of some ungrateful bitch. Which translated to, "this would be an excellent time to go buy a new toy."
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:18 pm
by beats me
This guy was deep in thought about his recent ex when this happened.
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:05 pm
by leedsquietman
Don't like Grolsch = beer lightweight.
One of der Nederlanden's finest exports (but even better is Oranjeboom) ... and not loaded up with chemical additives unlike many big American breweries and indeed, Newcastle Brown Ale.
Grolsch wheat beer is nice. Although the Belgian Hoegaarden is especially nice.
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 pm
by malutki
LoopStationZebra wrote:
When I couldn't get it up.
For the sixth time that afternoon.
It failed on you six times in one day?
No wonder you come here to be the über-macho....
well at least you have a sense of humour
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 pm
by LoopStationZebra
malutki wrote:LoopStationZebra wrote:
When I couldn't get it up.
For the sixth time that afternoon.
It failed on you six times in one day?
No wonder you come here to be the über-macho....
well at least you have a sense of humour
Re: bitches = die
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:07 am
by timothyallan
Watch that trailer, and then watch this spoof of it. So good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=eipq4zAVRGI
