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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri May 14, 2010 9:09 pm

beats me wrote:support a wife who doesn't work and 3 kids.


Jesus. 8O Does he at least get to beat them all every now and again?
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by funky shit » Fri May 14, 2010 9:12 pm

beats me wrote:
On a related note my cousin works for whatever the fuck company is behind Halo as a game tester. He's tested them all. Through his job as a game tester he's been able to buy a 2 story 5 bedroom house and support a wife who doesn't work and 3 kids. He says it's not as fun as it sounds, but seriously fuck off.
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by beats me » Fri May 14, 2010 9:20 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:support a wife who doesn't work and 3 kids.


Jesus. 8O Does he at least get to beat them all every now and again?
He probably would but in his free time he's too busy playing Halo. Seriously WTF?

His dad is a retired Microsoft millionaire. He started there when they were like 3 buildings and worked his way up to head of South American distribution. I'm sure that connection had something to do with my cousin getting his job. Not hatin' cause I would do the same thing.

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by funky shit » Fri May 14, 2010 9:25 pm

damn right.
testing a game, looking for bugs would get boaring.
but making a living out of it is living the fucking dream man.
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by beats me » Fri May 14, 2010 9:39 pm

funky shit wrote:damn right.
testing a game, looking for bugs would get boaring.
but making a living out of it is living the fucking dream man.
Exactly. I'm sure it does get boring and monotonous and there's probably cram overtime weeks before a game is about to get released but I'm sure he doesn't have half the multitasking stress level of a lot of other people who don't even make half of what he's making based on what I know he's paying for.

Also he's got the personality and charisma of a sea cucumber so I don't know how on earth he found somebody who would marry him and have sex with him at least 3 times that we're aware of.

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri May 14, 2010 9:48 pm

Can we please get back to the greatness of Apple? Tnx
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by H20nly » Fri May 14, 2010 9:48 pm

beats me wrote:he's got the personality and charisma of a sea cucumber so I don't know how on earth he found somebody who would marry him and have sex with him at least 3 times that we're aware of.
I have a confession...

I'm your cousin.

You are officially out of my will and not getting the money I was going to give you to start your own wise crack business... or the Benz.
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by djsynchro » Fri May 14, 2010 9:56 pm

it just works

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by beats me » Fri May 14, 2010 10:00 pm

Sorry I turned into Dane Cook for awhile there and parlayed an Apple thread into a tirade about my cousin.

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by H20nly » Fri May 14, 2010 10:01 pm

its too late I'm keeping the money
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri May 14, 2010 10:30 pm

beats me wrote:Sorry I turned into Dane Cook for awhile there and parlayed an Apple thread into a tirade about my cousin.

I know, right? Jebus, I practically invented this thread for YOU. GO TO WORK, YOUNG MAN!
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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by beats me » Fri May 14, 2010 10:32 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:Sorry I turned into Dane Cook for awhile there and parlayed an Apple thread into a tirade about my cousin.

I know, right? Jebus, I practically invented this thread for YOU. GO TO WORK, YOUNG MAN!
I didn't even need to click on those links because I just know. I just know.

I'll just deflect the haters of greatness.

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by B-S » Thu May 20, 2010 12:59 pm

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Re: APPLE IS THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER.

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu May 20, 2010 1:19 pm

B-S wrote:Image

I hope that's not your A-Game. Seriously.
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Post by B-S » Thu May 20, 2010 2:08 pm

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