NSFW: The unofficial "dhilsabeck posts a random pic" thread

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by arctic ranger » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:40 am

dhilsabeck wrote:Oddly enough that's pretty much the recommended practice when getting attacked by brown bears. Play dead and hope it just chews on you a little and then leaves you alone when it doesn't see you as a threat (or food). However if you do fight back or run you're very very screwed. Your ability to remain insanely calm can literally be the difference between life and death at that point.

On the other hand you're supposed to fight like hell when you get attacked by a black bear.

You can all thank me later.
from what i remember bears only eat rotten meat. thats why they leave you alone when they think you are dead. but yeah black bears are dangerous.
could be wrong and too lazy to google
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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by Machinesworking » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:52 am

arctic ranger wrote: from what i remember bears only eat rotten meat. thats why they leave you alone when they think you are dead. but yeah black bears are dangerous.
could be wrong and too lazy to google
Black bears are much less dangerous, and usually in the states anyway, smaller.
Guy I knew literally ran into a black bear running up a trail at night. He immediacy turned around and started running downhill, when looked over his
shoulder the bear was running in the opposite direction uphill! :lol:

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dhilsabeck » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:32 am

arctic ranger wrote: from what i remember bears only eat rotten meat. thats why they leave you alone when they think you are dead. but yeah black bears are dangerous.
could be wrong and too lazy to google
I think you may be wrong. They'll gladly kill and eat moose calves but they're much more tender, delicious and adorable than a disgusting human. And I think the playing dead thing is to extinguish any semblance of a threat to its livelihood. Once it smells how terrible you smell it will leave you alone, or so goes the theory.

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And here's a video from where I live. It's a brown bear ripping out a moose's heart and eating it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4A2A_3 ... =1&index=4

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dhilsabeck » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:45 am

Pitch Black wrote: And as one loses one's shit, pray, how is one s'posed to tell the difference? I suspect all I would register is "FUCK!!! TEETH!!! CLAWS!!! BIG!!!!" :lol:
No shit-hopefully instincts take over and you make the right choice. Though if anyone has the fortitude to stay calm while getting chewed on by a grizzly, my hats off to them.

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dhilsabeck » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:14 am

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by B-S » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:18 am

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dhilsabeck » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:21 am

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by squelcht » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:05 pm

dhilsabeck wrote:Image
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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dum » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:28 pm

dhilsabeck wrote:Image
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Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by Tarekith » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:31 pm

That's awful. :(

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by funky shit » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:28 pm

B-S wrote:Image
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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

Post by dhilsabeck » Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:28 am

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Re: Probably NSFW: The "post a random picture" thread

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