Neb's ears are bleeding

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Mrs. Nebulae
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Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by Mrs. Nebulae » Sun May 16, 2010 12:51 am

I just showed Neb a clip from this trashy reality show I watch where this chick is recording a song. He's having a fit and insisted I post the clip to get your reaction.

Here's Countess Luann (she remains an actual countess even though her husband announced he was leaving her for another woman last year over e-mail) rehearsing the composition of the millennium in some NYC studio with a bizarro record producer:

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic ... te-2010125

And if that wasn't torture enough, here's the finished product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4XbM6_-deE

Enjoy. Or not.

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by contakt321 » Sun May 16, 2010 12:56 am

Ha, I just watched this earlier and was yelling at my GF, cursing her for making me watch it.

Excruciating.

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by davepermen » Sun May 16, 2010 12:57 am

i nearly can't hear the autotune in the final song /sarkasm :)
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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by bodhi71 » Sun May 16, 2010 1:13 am

Dear God,
Please kill these people.
Amen.

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by arctic ranger » Sun May 16, 2010 2:12 am

her best before date is coming soon...

then she will get traded up to a newer model
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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by mikemc » Sun May 16, 2010 3:12 am

Oh yes. "Ability is cool, but... it's 'the package'..." what a revelation!

Once it was ascertained that the male vocal presets on the autotune fit the best, it was all downhill on the gravy train to Quality Product City.

[edit] goodness gracious that is awful.

I listened to it some more in the hope of having something funnier to say, but it is just so awful. I ended up concluding that if Verka Serduchka covered it, it might be hysterical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by crofter » Sun May 16, 2010 7:40 am

Total shit.....should do well.
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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by UKRuss » Sun May 16, 2010 7:43 am

Is it wrong that I am erect?

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by 3dot... » Sun May 16, 2010 11:44 am

^^^
nah she's old enough...
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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by ThrowAway » Sun May 16, 2010 3:11 pm

And i thought it couldnt get worse than tardy for the party.

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by aqua_tek » Sun May 16, 2010 4:15 pm

I don't know who's worse, her or that scrotebag producer

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by LoopStationZebra » Sun May 16, 2010 6:21 pm

Enough of this nonsense, Mrs. Neb. When can we expect the next workout vid? :twisted:
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by McQ714 » Sun May 16, 2010 11:45 pm

his ears aren't the only thing that's bleeding...

i don't know where i was going with that.

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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by nebulae » Sun May 16, 2010 11:58 pm

McQ714 wrote:his ears aren't the only thing that's bleeding...

i don't know where i was going with that.
:lol: :lol:

We aren't supposed to discuss "that night" between us. I was just "experimenting"
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Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Post by funky shit » Mon May 17, 2010 12:34 am

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