They've Done It Again: Apple has BEST. QUARTER. EVER.

[B-S]

fake

[LoopStationZebra]

real

[djsynchro]

It doesn't get any better than this. Until Apple's next announcement.

Which will change everything. Again.

[anybody human]

I'm the idiot who let himself be talked into selling this stock. Twice. "It'll probably level off" the guy told me as he took his commission on the stocks I picked, while his shitty mutual funds continued to spiral down the drain. That's why I'll always be poor, because I'm stupid.

[B-S]

now post the Microsoft Q2 financial results to see they run even better than ipple

[beats me]

now post the Microsoft Q2 financial results to see they run even better than ipple

When's the last time Microsoft released anything new and noteworthy?

[LoopStationZebra]

The Slate was new and noteworthy.

Oh. Wait. Scratch that.

[beats me]

It's also kind of warped reporting given all the people that ran out and bought Windows 7 to replace POS Vista.

That's like proudly reporting a big decrease in household expenditures since you murdered your wife and 4 kids a year ago.

[3phase]

True story, that.

how is it that nobody shoots him at that point?

oh, wait, I know:

it just...

that he usually pays with apple stocks..

[LoopStationZebra]

THIS JUST IN:

Apple = iPad
Everyone else = 0

Still.



http://gizmodo.com/5600015/steve-ballme ... -too-happy