I do not have guitar playing fingers

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:45 pm

Either do I but you gotta try

re.mark · Post by **re.mark** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:49 pm

If I try for too long-a-time theres risk of it being put through a window

sporkles · Post by **sporkles** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:31 pm

My fingers are also of a non guitar playing variety.

They just don't work.

This. Etc.

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:32 pm

Pfft.

If Shawn Lane can play guitar, you certainly can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVVyi-DuwMQ

sunaivod · Post by **sunaivod** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:32 pm

I have guitar playing fingers.

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:00 am

Django Reinhardt was a frigging guitar monster and he had 2 fingers virtually paralyzed in an accident that were virtually unusable, that guy could do more with 3 useful fingers than I could do with my five and an extra mutant hand with another 5

MPGK · Post by **MPGK** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:45 am

There are no such things as "guitar playing fingers".

If you can masturbate with one hand while using the mouse with the other, you're good to go.

Guff Tong · Post by **Guff Tong** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:06 am

leedsquietman wrote:Django Reinhardt was a frigging guitar monster and he had 2 fingers virtually paralyzed in an accident that were virtually unusable, that guy could do more with 3 useful fingers than I could do with my five and an extra mutant hand with another 5

I think he was a virtuoso before the fire...?

Still remarkable though!

Cryptic UK · Post by **Cryptic UK** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:35 am

MPGK wrote:If you can masturbate with one hand while using the mouse with the other, you're good to go.

I can't manage that

squelcht · Post by **squelcht** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:23 pm

MPGK wrote:There are no such things as "guitar playing fingers".

If you can masturbate with one hand while using the mouse with the other, you're good to go.

nice

Guff Tong · Post by **Guff Tong** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:04 pm

Once the muscles get used to it and the skin on the end of your fingers gets hard you'l be fine....

Edit: we are still talking about masterbating arent we?

Either way 'Fast-Fret' does have many uses....

...Other than shredding. (painfull)

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:59 pm

edited due to violation of privacy

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:34 pm

No one is born with guitar fingers but if you're too lazy to practice no, you will not have them.
Practice till your fingers bleed - it just works.

MPGK · Post by **MPGK** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:36 pm

djsynchro wrote:No one is born with guitar fingers but if you're too lazy to practice no, you will not have them.
Practice till your fingers bleed - it just works.

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