CUT TO: Int. Ableton Forum, Late Evening.

[john doe by choice]

John Doe enters the Ableton forum, signing in and checking the front page of threads. Seeing that elxicano hasn't posted about a worthwhile sale in some time, John Doe slowly begins backing out of the forum. Other forumers scream for him to share their antiquated misery - the howling sounds eerily reminiscent of the feline caterwauling of dozens of cats during the act of being raped by dogs. Under the screams, chanting can be heard...

FORUM MEMBERS (in unison)
...one of us...one of us...one of us...

John Doe's eyes widen, and he begins to run, not looking back. After a while, the screaming is inaudible - John finally stops. He looks around, making sure no one that he knows has seen where he just emerged from - no one notices. He quickly jets into Benny Blanco's for pizza, eager to move past the harrowing experience he only narrowly survived.

FADE TO BLACK.

[john doe by choice]

Yeah, this wasn't so bad. I mean, some douche will talk shit on it, but I'll be gone again by then.

[UKRuss]

BREAK HIS LEGS!

[v0ins315]

Cool story.






































bro

[starving student]

watch this space

[LoopStationZebra]

The fact that my walk-on was cut from that scene is nothing short of unforgivable.

[john doe by choice]

Some 21st century Beckett, right there. Well, not really, but the closest you lot will ever come.