WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

[dum]

you took your sweet damn time moving this one, dave.

[liveISlife]

BLAH BLAH ABLETON SUCKS BLAH BLAH WHINY WHINY

ABLETON IS STUPID DOODYHEADS WITH BAD STUFF THAT IS SUCKY AND ALSO SHITTY

I CANNOT MAKE MUSIC UNLESS MY SOFTWARE DOES EVERY SINGLE THING I WANT IT TO, LIVE EVERY OTHER DAW EXCEPT ABLETON

I DO NOT CARE THAT HISTORICALLY SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD IS BORNE OUT OF THE CREATIVE LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON THE MUSICIANS MAKING IT

EVERYBODY CAN TELL WHAT A SERIOUS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN I AM BECAUSE I AM MAKING SO MANY LOUD, INCESSANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SOFTWARE THAT I CHOOSE TO USE OF MY OWN VOLITION

I WANT FREE STUFF BECAUSE I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT. NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF. THAT FREE STUFF SUCKS AND IS DUMB FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT OTHER FREE STUFF. AND MORE OF IT!

YOUR UPGRADES ARE ALL SUCK, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED SOFTWARE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED A PROCESS IT IS, USING IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE MUSIC WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE COMPLAINTS TO MAKE!

I agree. Ableton is fucking up; big time.

[davepermen]

you took your sweet damn time moving this one, dave.

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