Oh STFU Ashley

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beats me
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Oh STFU Ashley

Post by beats me » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:17 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ashley-ju ... 86835.html

In summary: "As I sit in the airport with my iPad and a bag holding my iPhone, iPod, and Macbook Air, all of which were given to me for free because I'm Ashley fucking Judd, I can't help but be depressed because Apple and other tech companies can't say with any certainty that nobody involved in mining the base minerals that go into these products (and just about every product that makes modern life possible) was raped or mistreated in any way, but rape is on the top of my list because I have a vagina."


:? :x :? :x :? :x

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by john gordon » Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:02 am

when will women figure out that they dont have an opinion and never have? they are good for one thing and that is sucking cock.p.s. its a man's world bitches!!! now stfu and start swallowing.

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by mikemc » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:19 am

beats me wrote: "...was raped or mistreated in any way, but rape is on the top of my list because I have an iVagina that I also got for free."
fixed.
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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by pulsoc » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:35 am

Please don't harsh on Ashley's spiritual journey dude, she is a "humanitarian".

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by siliconarc » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:43 am

"AppIe is known for the clean lines of their products, the alluring simplicity of their designs. Dare I....go so far....as to suggest...this signature cleanness is stained by the shit and urine of raped women's leaking fistulas?" - sent from my iPad

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by rozling » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:58 am

garyboozy wrote:"AppIe is known for the clean lines of their products, the alluring simplicity of their designs. Dare I....go so far....as to suggest...this signature cleanness is stained by the shit and urine of raped women's leaking fistulas?" - sent from my iPad
Think I've found my new email signature!

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by necho » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:00 pm

well what do you expect if you read HuffPo?

I'm working with one of their contributors at the moment. He's a total cock.
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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by MacGuffin » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:32 pm

who the fuck is Ashley Judd? why do we care what she thinks?

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by Cryptic UK » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:27 pm

Thought this was about football
Drums

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by ollyb303 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:28 pm

Cryptic UK wrote:Thought this was about football
Yup. Me too.
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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by Rave » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:11 pm

The important question u have to ask yourself is, would you hit it?

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by Machinesworking » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:25 pm

MacGuffin wrote:who the fuck is Ashley Judd? why do we care what she thinks?

+1
Ad infinitum

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:02 am

I'd still stick my thumb up her ass; opinions or no opinions.
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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by squelcht » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:19 am

Rave wrote:The important question u have to ask yourself is, would you hit it?
After reading this fKn garbage, YES - With a bat.

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Re: Oh STFU Ashley

Post by d.reamonn » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:26 am

What is football?

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