damn-i really need to take a dump right now

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john gordon
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damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by john gordon » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:58 pm

i can hardly stand it but i love the ableton forum so much i dont want to leave it..oh wait i can take my ipad in bathroom with me...

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Re: damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by djsynchro » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:04 pm

There is now an iApp that displays a roll of toilet paper on the screen, you then wipe your ass with it.
Almost as good as the real thing (tm)

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Re: damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by auto-lock » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:09 pm

surely the ipad must feel better as it has a much smoother texture...

can you confirm john or are you out of the bathroom ?

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Re: damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by djsynchro » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:16 pm

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Re: damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by john gordon » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:28 pm

huge success!! thanks for the info on that app,imagine the money i will save by not having to buy t :wink: ilet paper!

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Re: damn-i really need to take a dump right now

Post by djsynchro » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:48 pm

it just wipes

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