WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

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Rave
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WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Rave » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:33 pm

and his pants are on fire 8O

Mint Invader
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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Mint Invader » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:47 pm

OH GOD MY PANTS!
Because Whatever.

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Tarekith » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:55 pm

I'm not wearing pants, can't be me.

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Mint Invader » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:58 pm

OH GOD MY LEOPARD BOXERS CAUGHT NOW!!!
Because Whatever.

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Homebelly » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:43 pm

Well Ha-Ha-ha!!
I'm glad you all think this is funny.
well some of us don't!!

One of the great benefits of the interweb is that when in company i am not constantly stared at and pitied.
It is quite plain that non of you have had any actual experience of "Evasive truth garment immolation syndrome".

Well i have and i have to live with it every freaking day.

All of us tell "lies" of varying degree at some point in our day to day life, but there are those of us that have had to pay a terrible and some times ultimate price for these moral transgressions. Society, for the most part, ignores us ETGIS sufferers. Indeed, we do not even have a mention on the wikipedia! If society was to acknowledge us it would have to acknowledge its own prefabrication of the truth. People like me are under a constant psychological strain, there is a great burden on us having no choice but to tell the truth. There is no room for even the smallest diversion from the truth. If our friends, family, or, in very rare cases, our boy friends or girl friends ask us a question we have to answer with in implicit truth. If we do not, out trousers burst into spontaneous flame and we get to spend ,many many hours in excruciating pain in an intensive care burns unit. And those are not fun places to be. Imagine the struggle when your partner says "Do i look good in this, does it make my ass look big?" and you have to tell them the absolute truth.."Yes. It make your ass look about as big a whale". So now, because you have a big ass girlfriend that can beat the shit right out of you, you are now in intensive care with multiple fractures and possible short term memory loss and impaired motor skills.

So now you know.
It's a lose lose situation for people like me.
For the most part i have come to enjoy the camaraderie and friendly banter of the lounge.
I have been able to function with out prejudice and in anonymity.
But this thread was a step too far.

Thats all i have to say about that.

Signed Homebelly a proud ETGIS sufferer.
It feels good to be out of the closet.
15" 2.4 MBP/Live/Sampler/Operator/ Home made Dumble clone/Two Strats/One Jazz Bass.
Come and visit any time= Soundcloud

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Styles Bitchly » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:47 pm


Rave
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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Rave » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:22 pm

Homebelly wrote:Well Ha-Ha-ha!!
I'm glad you all think this is funny.
well some of us don't!!

One of the great benefits of the interweb is that when in company i am not constantly stared at and pitied.
It is quite plain that non of you have had any actual experience of "Evasive truth garment immolation syndrome".

Well i have and i have to live with it every freaking day.

All of us tell "lies" of varying degree at some point in our day to day life, but there are those of us that have had to pay a terrible and some times ultimate price for these moral transgressions. Society, for the most part, ignores us ETGIS sufferers. Indeed, we do not even have a mention on the wikipedia! If society was to acknowledge us it would have to acknowledge its own prefabrication of the truth. People like me are under a constant psychological strain, there is a great burden on us having no choice but to tell the truth. There is no room for even the smallest diversion from the truth. If our friends, family, or, in very rare cases, our boy friends or girl friends ask us a question we have to answer with in implicit truth. If we do not, out trousers burst into spontaneous flame and we get to spend ,many many hours in excruciating pain in an intensive care burns unit. And those are not fun places to be. Imagine the struggle when your partner says "Do i look good in this, does it make my ass look big?" and you have to tell them the absolute truth.."Yes. It make your ass look about as big a whale". So now, because you have a big ass girlfriend that can beat the shit right out of you, you are now in intensive care with multiple fractures and possible short term memory loss and impaired motor skills.

So now you know.
It's a lose lose situation for people like me.
For the most part i have come to enjoy the camaraderie and friendly banter of the lounge.
I have been able to function with out prejudice and in anonymity.
But this thread was a step too far.

Thats all i have to say about that.

Signed Homebelly a proud ETGIS sufferer.
It feels good to be out of the closet.




:lol:

Rave
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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Rave » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:22 pm


I quite enjoyed that tbh :oops:

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by LoopStationZebra » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:10 pm

Rave. You are at 5555 posts. Sweeeeeeeet. 8)
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Cryptic UK » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:16 am

Mong
Drums

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by necho » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:24 am

F
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that is all.
_________
sigs suck.

Rave
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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Rave » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:32 pm

necho wrote:F
A
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that is all.
Did you?


That is all.

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Styles Bitchly » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:35 pm

:lol:

Image

Rave
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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by Rave » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:57 pm

LOL very much so :lol:

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Re: WARNING! There is a LIAR amongst us

Post by squelcht » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:04 pm

Hairdresser on fire?

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